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like funny perverted sayings..........me and my friend are have a "perverted war" if u wanna call it that and we're just like saying perverted stuff back and forth online.....i need to win!!

2007-08-04 10:48:58 · 5 answers · asked by xperfectionx 2 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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My friends and I use "bend over" in response to anything somebody says. Example: "Are you going to pump the gas?"
"Bend over, I'll pump your gas"

"Avatar Game!!"
"Bend over, I'll show you avatar game."

Instead of jokes about sleeping w/the other person's mom, my friends and I would shock eachother by getting into graphic detail of what we would do with eachother's dad, grandma, grandpa, etc. (if you're willing to go there for the sake of humor). I don't want to get a violation by going into detail, but I'm not shocked by anything anymore. I'm sure I've heard the worst of the worst.

Be willing to take the conversation wherever your friend is not willing to go.

2007-08-04 10:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 1

Ben Dover
Sofa King Stew Ped

2007-08-04 19:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by pisces02 4 · 1 0

Just mention anything with babies, farm animals, kitchen accessories (a blender is good), and crying girls. That should do the trick.

2007-08-04 17:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by indraindustrial 2 · 0 0

tell someone your name is like

Ben Dover

2007-08-04 22:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by nickisgreen 4 · 0 0

im to sexy for my shirt...to sexy for my shurt it hurts!

2007-08-04 17:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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