I don't accept money, only the barter system. Please be as unique and imaginative as you can.
2007-08-04 06:38:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Hmmm OK I have to say I'm pretty desperate to be a top contributor! So my offer is as follows;
1. Housework done for the next month (this includes ironing, vacuuming, polishing and breakfast in bed!)
2. My Bsc (Bachelor of Science) in Sociology and Social Work and my Msc (Master of Science) in Social Work. (I merely explained the initials because I don't know if you have the same degree system in the USA as we do in England) You also get to put these letters on your letterhead if you have one, which leads me to my next offer....
3. My letterhead, and business cards, edited so that they have your name on.
4. Free accommodation in the lovely city of Manchester should you ever wish to visit England, for as long as you want and for you and up to 2 other people.
5. Everything in my liquor cabinet (which includes malt whiskey, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Tequila and Absolut Vodka [I am not an alcoholic! I just have a lot of alcohol, and a lot of friends!]
6. My car, which is an Audi TT.
7. If all else fails, my soul
2007-08-06 13:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about a Tx State University Tee Shirt (you'll need one for the rest of what I'm offering..you have to at least APPEAR to be a student)
now with the tee shirt, you will also get a rafting or inner tube ride down the guadalupe river, and living quarters in the athletic complex , which right now is hosting a summer cheerleading camp, full of hot girls in tight little "spanky" pants...oh, wait..I just realized you're a guy, and this may not be an exciting offer for you...umm..nevermind.
2007-08-04 13:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
To John. I believe when Jake asked "What will you give me for it?" is a question. And I cheerfully reported you.
2007-08-04 14:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by QforU For Da Ben Dan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about your friendship and a good helping hand when I need it, but you sound like the 'homeless people' I see begging with a sign that says "I'll do anything for money"
2007-08-04 13:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by Robert W 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
all i can give you is my support and friendship.
oh and maybe 2 free meals monthly at home or your faverite eating place.
2007-08-04 19:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Email me and let me know what you would like
2007-08-04 14:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by kanei 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a bowl of cold cereal with milk, oops I already ate it, sorry, I guess you don't want it used anyway, eh?
2007-08-04 14:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by for Da Ben Dan--Dennyhill 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can have my heart, sweet. Then I can call you my sweetheart for the rest of my life ;-)!
2007-08-04 13:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 7⤊ 3⤋
my self?
2007-08-04 13:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by tasty 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋