2007-08-04 03:29:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
I'm invested in global ETF's and I love the return I've gotten this past year. Not as great as sex with significant other, but still, if your girlfriend is too expensive for your tastes and insists on extravagant gifts, I'd say:
Get another girlfriend, invest anyhow you like, maybe a new girlfriend will have the same financial philosophy you have.
I wish you had explained more--sounds like a juicy scenario!
2007-08-04 07:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by weallwannaknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least the question is a lot more interesting than all the "I want to get (insert outrageous sum) fast but I don't want to work".
Invest in the mutual fund and keep the girlfriend.
2007-08-04 03:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by bdancer222 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the choice really between those two thing?
I guess it could be if you have to spend a lot of money on the girlfriend and can't invest...
I say do the investment, because if she dumps you for not having money to spend on her, then she's a princess you didn't need anyways.
2007-08-04 04:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jen G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You actually made me chuckle!
I'm thinking invest in mutual funds because it appears that you may be frusted with the girlfriend.
Thanks for the giggle!
2007-08-04 06:47:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mortgagemom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your current girfriend dumps you and you are cut up about it because I'm sure she'd be horrified if she read this q on here. Go with the money, she'll be better off without you.
2007-08-04 03:32:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ms_S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mutual funds have fees...their managers are like pimps, and they charge a load fee.......
my advice is to find people on both counts that don't charge "load fees..."
good luck, and you made me laugh!
2007-08-04 03:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Michael H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋