Okay, okay, I wanna play this 9/11 conspiracy game, how about this?

Question

The government took down the towers to cover up and get the press off the Roswell crash and the fact that secret government experiments are why the chupacabra's got loose. That and the Atlanteans demanded a better view of Manhattan from their invisible submarines.

Answer 1

Yes, Elvis confirmed this to me while I was getting a haircut in his UFO.

Answer 2

Dude, you could not be more wrong! I cannot believe you came up with such a bizarre idea when the truth is so simple.

The Freemasons blew up the World Trade Center which was built under the guidance of the Gnomes of Zurich (World Trade!) because they realized that the Towers were actually a giant psychic tuning fork built at a major node of Ley lines.

The psychic waves from the Trade Tuning Fork was slowly programming people to accept the New World Order, but not the NWO of the Freemasons and the Illuminati, but the NWO of the Gnomes and the Elders of Zion.

You and your Atlantians. I have never heard anything so silly. Everyone knows the Atlantians have been at war with the Deep Ones of R'lyeh and are too busy to have pulled it off.

Answer 3

Put your tin foil hats on, get a cup of kool-aid and ask Elvis why JebBush called for Martial Law on 09/07/01 in Fla? Also, wouldn't any citizen here get punished for treason if we 'arranged' the escape of family members to the terrorists instead of holding them for questioning? It was just the greatest attack here, ever. What exactly IS the connection?

Does it seem feasible a Pres of this country would sit and remain at Story Time with children after being told of the towers and hysteria or was he more worried about 'the children'? His attendance at the school could easily be found out-wasn't SS worried enough to get him out of there?

The worst thing of all, is the monitoring on our Internet. If someone was just selecting those with suspicious behavior to 'interrogate' they might just decide to target someone they don't want to deal with. Due to 9/11 it has almost given 'free reign' to a group that apparently has made MAJOR errors. Sometimes it's like a suggestion is given re some event and the people who don't go along are fired. Everything I have said is an opinion not an accusation but somehow I don't feel that true feeling of 'Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness'. Some of us love the America we inherited and had problems up to 9/11 but never 'chaos and insecurity'.
Just for fun say it wasn't a conspiracy of many people against this country's future shouldn't we fire the people who failed big time in ignoring warnings from many sources, even up til August 01? The NY fire-fighters had faulty radios. I saw the victims just the other day on a TV special, jumping from the high stories WITH NO HOPE of help. No one had any helicopters in the area? The people below watching helplessly had to cringe as they heard thump after thump of bodies hit the pavement. Certain people were told not to fly that day.

Just offer me a story on JBush in Fla calling Martial Law 09/07/01 for now. God BLESS America.

Answer 4

So you people believe everything that your country feeds you? If you can put 2 and 2 together then you will know that there are other possibilities out there. Then again CAN you put 2 and 2 together?

Answer 5

That makes as much sense as the other theories out there. The sun reflected back on their mother ship and was blinding them from reading the Davinci code backwards.

Answer 6

That makes as much sense as the conspiracy theories some fools actually believe.

Answer 7

That's not bad at all.

http://usinfo.state.gov/media/misinformation.html

Answer 8

You know, there is going to be at least ONE person out there that will actually think this is true. :)

Answer 9

Ok, I'm game.

Answer 10

Now that you know, 'THEY' will have to kill you.
RUN, RUN, don't look back!!