2007-08-04 02:44:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Because you are lying
2007-08-04 02:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by AD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you locate the dwelling where-in you lived this incredible lifespan upon the moon? I have the awesome telescope that can see the flags the astronauts left up there. I'll take a peek at your multi-story 50-bedroom 20-car garage estate and confirm to the world that you aren't absolutely certifiably nuts. Oh, by the way, did you make the pages stick together, have fur on your palms or go blind?
2007-08-04 06:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by ngc7331 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So YOU are the man. Hey, sorry about the cow that kept jumping over you. I think it was Little Boy Blue's fault. Ooops, gtg the cat is playing the fiddle again.
2007-08-04 11:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by Troasa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what did you eat and breath when you lived there? And what prompted you to move? The 90099 year expiration date on your underwear required you to visit The Gap on earth to buy new ones?
2007-08-04 04:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by DrAnders_pHd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the cosmic rays of the Sun have pounded on your small brain for all those years and you are having hallucinations!
2007-08-04 04:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by NJGuy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh i dont think you live on the moon for 90098 years... 0.o
2007-08-04 02:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by facebook rocks ! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 answers come to mind.
1) You're not there now, are you?
2) Brain dead people are considered not having life.
2007-08-04 02:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They said so, only after your coming over here 1000 years back.
2007-08-04 06:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Arasan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the fact that there is now oxygen in the moon made your brain go nuts...
2007-08-04 04:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by Red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we never met in 90098 years
2007-08-04 02:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by cheri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋