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(or maybe we could convince them that "We" are the ones who get 26 Virgins when we go to heaven after being killed by them...?!?)

(although...to tell ya' the truth...I'd prefer that my "Heavenly Harem Hotties" be a little more experienced...)

2007-08-03 23:05:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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People killed innocently are martyrs - you'd definitely have to deal with the virgins... poor thing!

2007-08-03 23:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Picalilly 4 · 1 0

You crack me up!

It's amazing that these barely functional morons they get to be their suicide bombers actually believe they'll have human forms [and libidos] after they die.

Love the phrase you coined: Heavenly Harem Hotties. You should create a line of sexy middle eastern lingerie and use that as your company name. You know, give Frederick's of Hollywood a run for their money.

2007-08-04 05:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

i think personally that they are probably thinking about that as we speak. they prob would rather watch us suffer with some kind of nasty disease or informality of some sort. ....and i would also prefer for the "26" to be a lil more experienced as well, but then again, we could be the ones to show them all there is to know and do...lol

2007-08-03 23:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by hOt wAx aNd stApleS 2 · 1 1

We will send you to the cave in Pakistan that Osama lives in and you can explain your brilliant theory.

This would be good, because then rest of the morons that think like you will understand the fallacy in their ways after you have been beheaded.

2007-08-03 23:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by JonB 5 · 1 2

What? Death didn't have your size? Just what isn't too good for you!

2007-08-03 23:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

who said you'd go to heaven????????????????

2007-08-03 23:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by finny 2 · 1 0

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