I was sitting on a river bank, enjoying the fine day, when this gigantic crocodile came out of the river. I ran away, and he - after me. Crocodiles can run with the speed of up to 300 km per hour (186 miles), so I thought I was done. Luckily, there was a tree, and I climbed it (crocodiles can't climb trees). He is below, waiting. I tried to show him my bag and explain that if he would not go, he will be turned into one, but he seems to be very slow and obtuse. I tried to make him go and get someone smarter, his cousin, for example, or somebody, to explain this to him. But he does not move, and clicks his teeth at me expectantly.
What should I do? Help!
2007-08-03 19:44:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-08-03 20:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take the rope you have wrapped around your waist and lasso the next tree and swing from tree to tree until you are safe. Make sure you grab secure branches.
2007-08-11 15:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pet needs to eat just jump down out of the tree
2007-08-10 18:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try and break a branch off the tree and use it for a decoy. if it has leaves on it the branch will fake him out. he's one stupid croc and will fall for it. i guarantee it.
2007-08-06 16:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wants the Twinkies in your pocket. He will leave after his sugar fix...
2007-08-10 15:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno what to tell you all we got is gators in So. Cali (small neighbor hood park/pond). They kept telling us there was only one but have caught 3. 2 small and one large. Makes me thinks there is a lot more.
2007-08-11 15:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by pixieq4tay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he comes after you run in a zig zag pattern, they can only run straight ahead at that speed
2007-08-10 23:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In any situation, the answer is the same: fly, fly, fly as far as far
2007-08-11 08:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jhan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up the Verizon network and shout loudly, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!"
2007-08-10 05:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call Terry or Bindy
2007-08-10 18:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by hankelmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CRIKEY!!!!
Where are you? Queensland??
WAIT, Ill be 20 mins, promise!!!
2007-08-11 00:53:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋