My wife says that it's illegal to runover chipmunks. She always gets angry when I run one over and pump my fist and say "Boo-yah!" My argument is that there are so many off them and when they are on the road it's hard to avoid them. My wife doesn't know that I pretend to avoid them but swerve on purpose to add to my total. Also, there are no anti-chipmunk killing laws to my knowledge. What can I do?
2007-08-03 16:50:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You must have the looniest wife in 49 states. It seems like she bitches about everything. There are no laws against running over chipmunks. They have no purpose anyways, and there are millions of them. In addition their carcasses provide food for scarvengers. On a long boring drive, it can help to stay awake to try to squarsh a few of them. It sounds like your wife needs some vocadaine, varliam, or some other drug to keep her off your back. Is she a nun or something??? No wonder so many husbands are single. Keep your total to yourself, and just share it with friends. Do you get any squarrells too?
2007-08-03 17:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by I.H.N. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You think she's angry now? Wait until the first time you lose control of the car while trying to run over a chipmunk, and total the vehicle and/or kill yourself or her. Then you'll know what angry is!
2007-08-03 16:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does running over chipmunks with your car make you feel more like a man? More supreme? They're chipmunks, would it kill you to just try harder to avoid them or not run them over? That is so gross!
2007-08-03 16:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She's mad because you show more attention to the chipmunks! Dude start paying more attention to your wife and leave the poor animals alone. "Boo-yah!" Divorce!
2007-08-03 17:01:08 · answer #4 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you're not doing a very good job at convincing your wife u didn't mean to run those chipmunks over...
Just keep on pretneding.... lol
is this like a regular thing for you? Its okay if u do it occasionally... not all the time
2007-08-03 17:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Demetria 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's really inhumane.
Just because there are a lot of chipmunks in your area doesnt give you the right to purposley run them over.
2007-08-03 16:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Muffins 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your wife is angry because you are not getting the mental health services you so rightly require. Cruelty to small animals is the sign of a violent personality. Try it with someone your own size!
2007-08-03 16:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Picalilly 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Its not you're fault, and after killing an animal you need some positive thinking and Boo-yah is the right thing to yell.
2007-08-03 16:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Run over your wife and see if the chipmunks get mad!
2007-08-03 16:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by mmlee1 (City of Brotherly Love) 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Get therapy. Psychopaths and Sociopaths always start off by killing small animals. Then the violence escalates. Get help before you kill again.
2007-08-03 16:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋