2007-08-03 16:05:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND-JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.
"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering ," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
2007-08-03 16:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by tiedtoarainbow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep you could use a smile....
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
2007-08-03 23:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. That's the only joke I can remember besides the Helen Keller series.
2007-08-03 23:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax,
and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's
my brother.
He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and
ride a bike. He can't do either one."
2007-08-03 23:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by John G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother was a wildebeest and your father smelled of elderberries.
Oops, I meant a hampster, your mother was a hamster...
lol
2007-08-03 23:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU mean you missed the naked butt.Where are your eyes.lol
2007-08-03 23:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ron 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋