2007-08-03 15:09:53 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've always wondered that! Is there a special tree out in the jungle that Mach 3 razors grow on or something?
2007-08-03 15:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why doesn't a man who has lived in a jungle with no access to razor and has been raised by apes never have a beard.
It's a fair question. Hollywood has never really based their stories on solid logic. Tarzan was someone for the ladies to look at, otherwise why would he be dressed in nothing but a loin cloth and be totally buff when a gorilla man clearly has no access to a gym.
In conclusion, because he's eye candy. Eye candy = box office success.
2007-08-03 22:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by jo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jane shave Tarzan
2007-08-03 22:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tarzan was actually a female wearing a mans loincloth.
2007-08-03 22:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Tarzan's ape friends never showed him how to grow one.
2007-08-03 22:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he is in a movie and the make up guy shaves him before they do his hair. The guy who produced those movies did'nt think reality was important, c'mon would a hot chick like Jane hook up with a guy who lives in a treehouse in real life?
2007-08-03 22:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by POPEYE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He can't because The law of the jungle states,
"Beards + JungleMan = DEATH"
2007-08-03 22:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by Draquoir 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. This is called and imponderable. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear safety helmets?
I really think that it was efficiency more then anything. Less drawing on the artists part.
2007-08-03 22:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Oldvet 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I actually think that is an excellent question! I have no answer but i will give you a star for your question. He sure should have had one!
2007-08-03 22:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He be the King of the jungle,he could have one you know,if he wanted,
2007-08-03 22:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋