what is the most "red neck" thing you have ever done?

Question

i grew up in west virginia
in the "free and independant state of mcdowell" (mcdowell county) so yea....i've done alot of red neck things

Answer 1

Raced lawn tractors

Lawn tractor wheelie competition while holding a beer

Modified tractors for wheelies and racing

Lawn tractor mudd bogging

Drove a lawn tractor to a party in the woods

Squirrel hunting

Hung out in barn drinking and turning wrenches

Chased cows for fun

List goes on and on.

I live in Mass.

Answer 2

It's hard for me to say because pretty much everything I did growing up was either "hick", "redneck", or just plain country.

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I've ridden a sheep.

I've been to pasture-parties. (A bunch of high schoolers sitting around on the tailgates of pickups in the middle of a field or pasture, drinking alcohol, & burning pallets for a bonfire.

I regularly attended the demo-derby in my younger days (grade school through high school).

When I was little, my sister and I had to get "tick checks" before we came in from playing outside.

Instead of going to the cellar when there's a tornado warning, I go outside and look for it. (When I had a crappier car, I would go storm chasing. Now I avoid it because I don't want my car to get hailed on though.)

I've taken the brain & eyeballs of a dead lamb for "show & tell" when I was in grade school.

I've slept in a horse stall during the county fair.

We didn't have a trampoline when I was a little kid, so I would go out by the barn and jump up and down on curved pieces of roofing tin.

I learned how to shoot a rifle (.22) when I was about 6 or 7 years old.

We mowed the weeds during the summer, not the grass. (We didn't have any grass!)

I can start a manual transmission out in almost any gear because that's what we had to do with our grain trucks. It took a good 5 minutes to find *a* gear, so once you found it, you went with it!

Answer 3

I moved from Northern Virginia, the Metro area, to Florence, South Carolina. I was orginally from Spokane WA and my Dad was in the Military so I moved my whole life. I guess I am now a "redneck" and I have to say I have loved every minute of it. People are real here and very down to earth. Life is slower and there is no road rage.

Answer 4

Somebody tagged the bumper on my brand new pickup truck and I stopped 2 lanes of rush hour traffic on the Gulf freeway in Houston.
I got out and beat the moron to a pulp and left him laying on the side of the highway, bleeding before the cops got there.
It doesn't get any more redneck than that !

Answer 5

Having grown up In Broad Channel: New York City's only certified redneck neighborhood I did a lot of redneck stuff when I was younger. Attending a funeral in sneakers and jeans while driving a pick up was just one

Answer 6

I sat on a couch, that was on a trailer, hooked up to the car still, smoking cheap cigars, in front of my aunts house, in a good neighborhood for 2 hours waiting for her to get home, while the neighbors drove past and stared

Answer 7

Rode on the back of a motorcycle with someone who was drunk and a redneck. We went over seven miles, across a bridge and survived. Afterward, I still wanted to date this guy even though he could have killed us or someone else and I didn't flinch. Today I am ashamed of that.

Answer 8

I do something REDNECK every day. That is an accepted way of life where I live, you know, just like living and breathing.
The weeds for grass in the back yard are 6' tall.

Answer 9

Every thing I do is redneckish. My lawn chairs double as living room furniture and I mowed the lawn and found that old car I thought got impounded!

Answer 10

Lived in a tent trailer in my mom's backyard for 6 weeks after my wedding.