Wow, check this out?

Question

Closed minded - when anyone disagrees with a liberal.
Compromise - when you do what a liberal wants.
Freedom - when liberals get their way.
Unbiased - when it leans left.

Answer 1

Check!

You got it!!!

Liberals are Anti-America!!!

They are self-serving individuals, which translates into - "the heck with America, as long as we get our big fat paycheck each month"

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Now I've seen republicans do the same thing, particularly during President Clinton's terms.

This is just political bigotry.

Not that people don't do it. A less biased approach (and more effective, as anyone who saw it would be busy going, "THAT'S NOT ME!" and trying avoid it, would be:

"Wow, check this out?
closed-minded = when anyone disagrees with you.
compromise = when you do what the other person wants.
freedom = when someone else gets their way.
unbiased = when it leans away from your ideology.

Is this you, folks? Are you a political bigot?"

Just my suggestion for a rewrite.

Good, educational definitions, regardless, for any of us.

Answer 3

Closed-minded -- unwilling to listen to anyone who disagrees with you (not limited to any one side)

Compromise -- when you are willing to accept that someone else's position might have merit (so, yes, because liberals want you to accept other positions as valid)

Freedom -- yes, because liberals value freedom for everyone, and conservatives and socialists want to limit choices

Unbiased -- non-human -- every human has biases, the best you can do is be honest about them

Answer 4

Closed minded - your statements
Compromise - when two or more people sacrifice for the greater good (so when was the last time the bush administration made sacrifices for the greater good instead of sacrificing Valued Soldiers' lives for their pocket)
Freedom - when you can choose
Unbiased - when you do not cater to either side

Baised - o'reilly, limburger, coulter, hannity

Answer 5

Closed minded,uncompromising, below average intelligence-you

Answer 6

So now you know what Harry Reid means when he says Republicans will not compromise.

Answer 7

AMEN!!!! hire a liberal, the mentally challenged are entertaining to watch.

Answer 8

Wow, that's just brilliant, yawn.

Answer 9

Damn impressive for a dumb azz

Answer 10

ACLU: All Criminals Love Us.
ACTIVIST: Self-righteous egomaniacal extortionists who can't get a real job.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: Legalized Discrimination; Leftist, politically correct, racial profiling.
AIDS: Deadly virus which was caused by the Reagan/Bush administration's lack of AIDS sensitivity and funding.
ALL-AMERICAN: The only form of hyphenation recognized by PIG.
AWARENESS: Manufactured senstitivity.
BIG BONED: Fat.
BIGOT: Anyone who wins an argument with a p.c. liberal.
BILINGUAL EDUCATION: A state supported scheme to transform immigrants into chronic malcontents.
BISEXUAL: You are either on the team, or you are not. Period.
*****, THE TEFLON: Hillary Rod-Envious Clinton.
BLAKE(D): What happens to gold-digging, manipulating, blackmailing women.
BOOBY TRAP : A 'lipstick lesbian' with a Womyn's Studies Degree. A 15 year old wenchlet packing D-cup hooter. Precocious Pulchritude - (A.K.A. Jailbait).
BOY SCOUTS: A youth group with the audacity to live by a moral code.
BUN RANGERS: Male homo's. See Butt-Monkey; GLAAD-BAGS.
BUTT MONKEY: Male Homo's.
CALIFORNIA: Left Coast. The Great Welfare State.
CALIFORNIA (Southern): North Mexico. Occupied Mexico. Mexifornia.
CANINE-AMERICAN: Refers to "Inner Beauty" or "Nice personality".
CARPETBAGGER: Hillary Rod-Envious Clinton.
CASINO OWNERS: Indians. Siberian-Americans.
CATHEDRAL: Supernatural Correctional Facilities.
CENSORED: The consequence of thinking or voicing a non-p.c. point of view.
CENSORSHIP: To be denied taxpayers money (NEA) for trash, which some call art.
CLITOCRACY: The De-Balling and Feminizing of America and American men.
CLITOCRACIZED: Pussy-Whipped.
CO-PRESIDENT: Bill Rodham Clinton.
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE: A conservative who does not grind liberals into a pulp.
CONDOM: A common teaching aid found in most public schools.
COWBOY: Onetime epitome of American individualism, now a demonized oppressor.
CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM: A politically correct procedure in which criminals get justice at the expense of their victims. This scheme bestows all rights on the criminal who is excused because he/she is a "victim" of society. No rights are given to the victim who is blamed for the crime because he/she has oppressed the criminal into this antisocial expression of his/her victimhood.
DIAMOND MERCHANTS: Jewish people, according to Al Sharpton.
DISCRIMINATION: The act of exercising personal preferences, based on built-in value/judgment system.
DIVERSITY: White heterosexual males need not apply, and you Asians move to the back of the line.
DODGEBALL: A child's game which is now being used as a political football by school boards because of the highly intense nature of eliminating the competition needed to win (succeed). Deemed to be damaging to child's "self-esteem" because of the eerie similarities it has to the competitiveness found in the real world.
DOLPHIN: Especially tasty when combined with tuna, lettuce, dill weed, tomato, a dash of garlic on some toasted rye. Mangia!
DOUBLE-STANDARDS: What politically correct approved "oppressed" groups practice. Example: Black comedians get the green light when making fun of whites. If everything were truly equal, the favor should be returned.
EBONY TOWERS: Racially profiled institutions of (allegedly) higher Educrap perpetrated by and for the melanin-enriched, exclusively. (PIG Note: Contrary to popular myth, Ivory Towers are neither exclusively or predominantly populated by oppressors. The Ivory Tower Mantra continues to be: White males need not apply.)
EMRERILIZE (A situation): Kicking something up a notch. BAM!!
EMPOWERMENT: Granting special privileges...artificial "rights" to groups based on gender (females only), race (any non white), or sexual orientation (gays only), while abolishing the Constitutional rights of heterosexual white males...all in the name of equality, of course.
ENDANGERED SPECIES: Government approved list which extends beyond gnatcatchers, desert rodents, trees, weeds, rocks, toads, slugs, snails and roaches. The list has grown to provide "protected" status to the following: (Liberal) Blacks and Hispanics, (non-casino owning) Indians, Eskimos, (non-achieving) Asians, Homosexuals, (non-achieving, liberal) Women. "You-Know- Who" is notably absent.
ENGLISH: A racist plot to make the properly-hyphenated feel inferior.
ENTITLEMENT: Any government program that pays the incompetent to stop whining.
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER: Any company that has been successfully extorted by certain notorious "activists". Code for Whitey need not apply.
ETHNOCENTRIC: Celebrating/studying obscure, invariably irrevelant, aspects of ones tribal (based on ethnicity, race, or national origin) culture at the expense of the (oppressive) white, European-based American culture in which one lives.
ETHNOCRAT:Resident of the Victim-'Hood who bases their tribal affiliation on race a.k.a. ethnicity.
FEMINIST: Loud, obnoxious, angry distaffs. Usually void of any genuinely feminine characteristics; see also NO-NAD's.
FAMILY PLANNING: Abortion on demand. Family Preventing.
GLAAD-BAAGS: Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Annoying Dykes Boys And Alleged Girls*.
*Alleged Girls covers, bi, tri, quadra and transexuals, plus crossdressers.
GLANDULAR DISORDER: Fat.
GRAFFITI: Criminal act of vandalizing, tagging, and defacing property. NEA supported art form.
HATE CRIME: When an unhyphenated oppressor commits a criminal act against any member of the properly-hyphenated. Code for thought crime. This farce does not work the other way around. This can also be seen as a way to level the playing field in order to increase the number of the underrepresented white prison population. Victims will soon include cats, dogs, snails, rocks, trees.
HAPPINESS: Definitely politically incorrect.
HAVING A PAUL HARVEY MOMENT: Getting 'the rest of the story'.
H.I.P.P.O.: Humongous, Indescribable, Plodding, Porkers, Organization.
HOMOSEXUAL: Heterophobic. Non-breeders. A "lifestyle" when convenient.
HOOD (the): Politically correct slang for a gang-infested, crime-ridden slum. Common breeding ground of domestic terrorists.
HUMOR: A definite no-no. This would imply that someone is benefiting (laughter) at the expense of another (the victim).
HYMIETOWN: New York City, according to Jesse Jackson.
ILLEGAL ALIEN: Those among the "huddled masses yearning to be free" who feel "entitled" to a life in America, without conforming to U.S. immigration policy.
INDIVIDUAL: Who/What the U.S. Constitution is supposed to protect, but the Supreme Courts assault.
INDOCTRINATION: Sensitivity training; public education; reeducation.
INNER BEAUTY: Fat and/or ugly female.
IRS: Ruthlessly-efficient, state-supported extortionists, who supervise the confiscation of our "contributions".
LESBIAN: Anyone who likes girls, including men
LEVEL PLAYING FIELD: P.C. code for "equality of results". Entails making the standard impossible for white males, while giving a "free pass" to the properly-hyphenated. Sometimes called "The Dumbing Down of America".
LIBERALS: Guilt-ridden alleged humans who are obsessed with making everyone else as miserable as they are. Killjoys, Party Poopers, Wet Blankets, Busybodies, Snitches, Socialists, Communists, College Professors, PeaceCreeps, Union Organizers, Mainstream Media, Hollywood Elite usually make very good liberals, but they won't admit it.
KING, RODNEY: When not violating parole while recklessly driving under the influence of PCP, a strict adherent to Ghandi's principles, "Can't we all just get along." A poster-boy for anti-police activists. To contact Rodney, call your local law enforcement agency or parole board. Apparently, Kalifornia's 3 Strikes law has been overlooked on "Teflon" Rodney.
MAD COW DISEASE: The affiliction that makes Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, The Dixie Bitches and Jeaneanne Garofalo number one with a bullet on vast right-wing nut conspiracy dominated talk radio. It seems to erupt every time W stages another of his patented photo ops. Bush goes to Iraq...Mad Cow outbreak.
MAGGOT, THE: That two-legged bag of **** everyone refers to as Michael Moore.
MARX, KARL: Lord-on-High to the Korrectniks. Not to be confused with Groucho, Harpo, Chico or Zeppo, but sometimes just as zany.
MARXIST: Cleverly disguised as college professors, mainstream media, Hollywood elite, limousine liberals, and anyone else who pretends to know what is best for everyone else.
MEDIA: The public relations branch of political correctness.
MELANIN-ENRICHED: Blacks.
MELANIN-ADVANTAGED: All other 'people of color'.
MELANIN-DEFICIENT: Whites.
MEXAS: The state formerly known as Texas.
MEXIFORNIA: The state formerly known as California.
MINORITY: Cigarette smoker.
MISERY MONGERS: Activist who revel in their victim status, and expect everyone else to feel the same. Defy them and you're labeled "racist", "sexist", "homophobic."
MISERY SHRINES: Proliferation of museums, monuments, memorials and even holidays that celebrate a historic "misery" of a victim group.
MULTICULTURALISTS: Europhobic promoters of separatism, double standards, low standards, no standards, underachievement, and racism. Antonym: Diversity.
N.A.A.C.P.: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People? Colored People? Isn't the preferred term African-American, at least for now?
NATIVE AMERICAN: ANYONE born in the United States, regardless of race, color, creed, religion, or tribe.
NEA (NATIONAL ENDOWMENT of ARTS): Where artist's with questionable or no talent turn to for TAXPAYER support when the private sector recognizes the trash they attempt to sell as art. When they are rejected for grant money, they cry the ever predictable, "Censorship" How much taxpayer money does it cost to place a crucifix in a glass of piss?
NO-NAD's: National Organization of Nasty, Angry Distaffs.
NO-NUT's: National Organization of Neutered Uxorius Tinkerbells.
OPPRESSOR: Euromaniacs. Politically Correct code for white, hetero males.
PIG: Politically Incorrect Guy/Girl.
POLITICS: A high stakes form of gambling that functions as a crude but effective National Lottery.
PREFERENCES: Only the liberal, politically correct can have preferences. For everyone else, it's called racism, sexism, homophobia.
PRO-CHOICE: Strictly limited to a womans' right to abortion. Does not apply to school voucher initiatives, or 2nd Amendment issues.
PROFESSIONAL PLAINTIFF: Parasites, born losers and chronic complainers who, routinely, seek a shyster solution for every speed bump they encounter on life's long and winding road.
PROPERLY-HYPHENATED: Politically Correct victim groups.
PUBLIK SKOOLZ: A furtile playground for social engineering and multicultural, sensitivity training disguised as education.
QUOTAS: Legalized discrimination. Liberal racial/gender profiling.
RACIAL PROFILING: Quotas. Politically Correct college admissions and hiring practices. Does not apply to the N.B.A., and shame on you for noticing.
RACIST: Anyone who disagrees with Jesse Jackson, believes in colorblind, not color-based society, or one who wins an argument with an Ethnocrat.
REPARATIONS: The idea is for one group of (living) people to attempt profit at the expense of another's suffering, and to punish Americans for the legacy of slavery. Extortion.
RIOT: Riot. Not uprising, not civil unrest, not rebellion, but RIOT.
ROCKER, JOHN: American baseball player who was vilified for (truthful) statements (which he has a Constitutional right to make) about New York City's subway system.
SAN FRANCISCOW, KA: Formerly San Franciso, CA.
SIBERIAN-AMERICAN: Pertaining to those who migrated from Asia and Siberia via the land mass, commonly known as Indians. After stealing the land from the buffalos, they then claimed the land theirs. Pushed tobacco on the white man. Casino owners.
SLAVERY: A practice outlawed in the Free world, United States included, but still practiced in Africa.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES: A private business that has the NAD's to take a stand against H.I.P.P.O.'s by charging FAT humans for two seats.
SOVIET MONIKA, KALIFORNIA: Future name for Santa Monica, CA.
SPOTTED OWL: Great for target practice.
STUDENT, (PUBLIC SCHOOL): Inmate, Research Subject
SURVIVOR: PC-ese for "victim." i.e. sexual harassment survivor; "date" rape survivor; "lookism" survivor. Predominantly women.
TERRORIST (DOMESTIC): Including, but not limited to: gang-bangers, graffiti vandals, child molesters, border jumpers, murderers, rapists, kidnappers, environmentalist nut-cases,and liberals, college professors, and radical, socialist activists.
TERRORIST (INTERNATIONAL): Predominantly religious (we all know which religion) fanatics who can't accept the fact that it's no longer the 11th century.
T.O.A.D.: Tiny Organization of Angry Distaffs.
THANKSGIVING: A day for liberals to remind us of how crappy the Indians were treated.
THERAPY: Sometimes called indoctrination. A pseudoscientific process that transforms common, utterly harmless, human ailments into syndromes. Related term: Entitlement.
THYROID CONDITION: Fat
TOLERANCE: Don't look to a Liberal for any.

TRANSGENDER (ISM): Men who dress funny (Cross-dressers, transvestites). Men with non-standard plumbing and/or equipment, (transsexuals) or anyone who is confused, genderly speaking.
UNBORN CHILD: (fetus) One who is not yet qualified for the same glorified and protected status as gnatcatchers, desert rodents, trees, weeds, rocks, roaches, graffiti vandals.
UNITED NATIONS: An international encounter group in which the U.S.A. pays for the dubious honor of letting a bunch of lowlife, have-not countries abuse us in front of the rabble from all the other piss-ant countries.
VFW's: Very Few Whites.
VAGINA MONOLOGUES: A feminist-inspired tantrum.
VICTIM: Anyone for whom "suffering" and "need" are life's highest virtues. Usually, but not exclusively, associated with the properly-hyphenated. Also, anyone who is not white, male, heterosexual, successful, connected, privileged or happy.
WATERS, MAXINE: Politician famous for cheerleading and encouraging the L.A. rioters with her statement, "No Justice, No Peace." She is still in office. Let's change that come election time.
WEALTH: Economic injustice.
WELFARE STATE: A government redistribution of wealth scheme that rewards the incompetent at the expense of the achievers.
WHITE MALE (hetero): Politically and genetically incorrect, lowest form of life in P.C. food Chain.
Y-NAUTS: Denote rug munchers; Female Lesbians, (astronauts explore space, aquanauts explore the oceans, 'Y'-Nauts explore the 'Y'...female genitalia)


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