2007-08-03 14:01:42 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
hahaha.
i love how the first person didnt realize this was a joke.
XD
2007-08-03 18:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by (Linzee18) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep you have a 2 year old fetus growing inside of you right now. And do you know the worse part?? It's going to stay there for the rest of your life.
Why do you want to be on yahoo answers wasting your time? Yesterday you asked how you could hide your questions, and 8 hours ago you asked if you could be pregnant if you had sex 3 years ago.
Get A Life
But thanks for the points
2007-08-03 14:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
are you serious? it only takes 40 weeks(10 months) to make a baby, and it happens right away, it doesnt wait 14 months to fertilize the egg. your not pregnant, unless you recently had sex. And by recently i mean within the last 6 weeks.
2007-08-03 15:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh no, I wouldn't think so. Gestation periods for humans is 9 months hon, you would have had a baby by now. In fact, you could have had 2 babies by now.
2007-08-03 15:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well it depends what you had sex with. maybe you had something lay eggs in you and now they have hatched and are growing inside of you. so u better get surgery before you die in 6.834 days!
2007-08-03 19:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"kids,dont have sex,because if you do you will get pregnant and DIE!dont have sex in the missonary position,dont have sex standing up,just don do it"
2007-08-04 03:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
You are pregnant with a hippo child.
Sorry your BF was so ugly.
2007-08-03 15:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you had sex with an elephant, sure why not?
2007-08-03 20:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 years ago? If you are send me your name location and picture. I am sending that sh!t to the Guinness's book of world records for longest human pregnancy.
2007-08-03 14:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♫♪2 kids+1 wife=magical♪♫ 5 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Well, if you did it on the couch with the lights dimmed, then you are, but if you did it in the bed with the lights on or off then you are safe! ;)
2007-08-03 17:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by tap_flamingo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋