Have you ever noticed that dogs know who the boss is but cats want to see your resume?

Question

What's up with that?

Answer 1

And Adam and Eve said,
“Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you any more.
We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you loved us.”

And God said, “No problem!
I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever
and who will be a reflection of my love for you,
so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,
this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do,
in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve, and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.
And God said, “No problem!
Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you,
his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him Dog.”

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
“ Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.
They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration.
Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”

And God said, “No problem!
I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever
and who will see them as they really are.
The companion will remind them of their limitations,
so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.”

And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them.

And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility, and they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy and wagged his tail.
And Cat didn’t care one way or the other.

Answer 2

Dogs are loyal & cats allow you the extreme pleasure of caring for their every need, and if the food dried up, they are out of there, but a dog will stay if you almost starve him todeath, not that I would do that to any animal. But to be painfully honest, I hate cats.

Answer 3

That is one of the cattiest remarks I've seen in awhile. Dog gone it you are right though. Dogs are always glad to see you and whatever you are doing at that moment is the coolest, funnest thing ever.
Cats are like the snooty people who work in a fancy restaurant. You always know your place with them.

Answer 4

That's a funny way to put it, but it's true. They are very independent when they want to be, but Dogs love companionship a lot more I believe.
A cat loves you when they want to a Dog will normally love you all the time.

Answer 5

Cats not only want to see the Resume', they want to sit/sleep on it and chew the edges of the pages too.

Answer 6

Cats think they're the boss. Give in.

Answer 7

That's because cats all think they are the boss so they want to see your credentials for you to proove your worthiness!

Answer 8

Cats know who the boss it too. It is them not you. They are the boss.

Answer 9

After they see your resume,they say they will get back to you

Answer 10

We have two dogs...a white Eskie, and a black & brown mixed. The white one is under my feet constantly (bless his heart), but the black/brown one only gives me attention if everyone else is gone.