I have never heard this question answered to my complete satisfaction......so don't tell me "to get to the other side" because I don't believe that!
2007-08-03 12:05:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the chicken crossed the road because he was trying to get away from the pervert
2007-08-07 08:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To escape the Kentucky Colonel's ever lovin oven.
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2007-08-03 19:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by rose p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, you already know the traditional answer..Hey, why did the redneck cross the road? To FU#$ the chicken!!
2007-08-03 19:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He was trying to get away from the KFC Colonel
2007-08-03 19:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by k 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would you believe: To get away from the rooster then?
2007-08-03 19:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to the Doll House .......
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2007-08-03 19:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had a hen waiting for him on the other side.
2007-08-03 19:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by MsFab4Fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bc he had no boat to cross the river
2007-08-03 19:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She had a date with the rooster!!!
2007-08-03 19:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by ® 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To get away from me.
2007-08-03 19:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by ?Demon Child? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋