I have declared myself a God. I require devotion and offerings. Sacrifice is not necessary though you should dedicate your love making to me. A place at the eternal festival of flesh awaits the faithful. Eternity playing a harp on a cloud with fastidious jehova awaits the heathen. Now go forth and spread the word.
2007-08-03 11:09:49 · 31 answers · asked by The Goblin 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You are my ''yahoo'' god.
2007-08-03 11:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by NoEgo 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The free system of belief is defined by the larger majority of believers in that system who have in part or in full defined the belief in what they believe, before they change the defintion of said belief.
2007-08-03 18:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by The true face of religion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you do get to meet the big fella in da sky ...if he offers to let you live your life all over again ...do us all a favour
TURN HIM THE **** DOWN!!!
(WHAT A DORK)
2007-08-03 18:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the pack of baying wolves closes in...
LOL nice gesture but no, I think I'll stick to 'worshipping' my husband thanks all the same - good luck with that though
2007-08-03 18:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? Did you just finish reading the Bible, and say, hey that sounds fun, being in control of everything. Let's see if it would work for me too?
2007-08-03 18:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
This "question" has no actual connection with the bible or with Jehovah's Witnesses.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/20000622/article_03.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/20010801/
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
2007-08-03 18:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not the one true god.
All hail to the Hynotoad!!
2007-08-03 18:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Goblin is God? cute.
2007-08-03 18:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Satan tried that and look what it got him. I take it you enjoy fire and brimstone? Remember to stock up on fire rated clothes...
2007-08-03 18:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by StaticTrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ill suck your d*ck. Now go tell mommy you had a bad dream, and you can continue weeping in your corner if you'd like.
2007-08-03 18:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Joc 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Umm, got a little to much time on your hands there fella?
2007-08-03 18:11:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋