Should I poop on his porch?
2007-08-03 10:02:06 · 24 answers · asked by Rocky The Fearless 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Aw, poor Rocky! ; ) I'm sure that old man would be happy to get a 'gift' on his porch... then he'll know for sure that you mean well when you water his flowers!
2007-08-03 10:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Are you watering them with urine?
Don't poop an ANY BODY'S porch!
2007-08-03 17:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should just stop watering his flowers. Isn't it obvious you're not helping him if he yells at you for doing it? Just plant your own if you want some to water.
2007-08-03 17:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Clare 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know doggy protocol requires that you mark his flowers, he checks it out, and then he covers your mark. He's old so it takes a few for him to do that and then his Mrs. yells at him not to do that in public. I'd cut him a break and limit your marks to yards in the other direction.
2007-08-03 17:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Probably not. If you really want to help go over and ask him to teach you about his flowers. He probably waters his plants at a certain time each day and he knows when to water them and how much to water them. :-)
2007-08-03 17:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Cloud Hopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poop on the flowers. fertilizer!
2007-08-03 17:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I had to yell at you because you were peeing on my flowers!!!
Get your own flowers.
2007-08-03 17:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by buttlerfly fly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mabey hes just mean, no you shouldnt poop on his porch, mabey he doesnt want ot water those plants
2007-08-03 17:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Aysha. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! You're gonna get put on a one way plane to Vietnam if you don't chill, and they prepare "hot dogs" a whole 'nutha way if you know wadda mean!
2007-08-03 17:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a better idea
put the poo in a paper back...put it on this front porch, put the bag on fire and ring the doorbell..when you hear him coming start running.......when he sees the fire he'll stomp on it..and wala! poop explodes!!
2007-08-03 17:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by [[chicken_fingers]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋