Monologues. Need answers Quick!?

Question

Me and my friend have an audtion TOMMOROW! we thought it was monday but they changed the date because something came up. We need 1 minute monologues. I already tried google but i couldnt find anything I need one or two AASAAP!!!!

Answer 1

Here you go!

I did a little re-write and some tweaking. These should do the trick!
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Monologue Description: “Cleaning Up Poop” is about taking care of your responsibilities.


Character: Tiffany
Description: Buffy complains to her mother about having to be responsible in regards to cleaning up her dog’s poop in their yard.
Gender: Female
Age: 12

Buffy:

Alright I’ll do it mom! Jeezzz. Always bothering me to do stuff for you. OH My LANTA! ..Why can’t you ask Charles to do it? (charles is buffy’s brother) Mom? Why can’t you ask Charles to do it? How come I always have to be the one to clean up the dogs poop in the yard? He never does it!

I know it’s my dog but everybody plays with Sheba so why shouldn’t everybody chip in to clean up her poop? It’s not fair mom and you know it. Then nobody is allowed to pet her. If nobody wants to clean her poop up, then nobody is aloud to pet her.

You can’t return Sheba ma! Come on! Alright, alright I’ll clean up her poop but I still think that this isn’t fair. No, mother! I said I’m gonna clean it. I’m cleaning it now! Just putting on my sneakers.
You happy???

(mumbles to herself) What does she want me to clean poop in my bare feet?? Oh, nothing mom, just talking to myself.....


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"Prodigy" is about a genius girl who just wants to be "normal"


Character: Anna
Description: Peggy talks to her Uncle Gary about how she wishes she was just a regular kid and not a prodigy.
Gender: Female
Age: 13

I’ve always been different. Not sure why. I was always able to do these amazing drawings and paintings. People from all over the world buy my work from online. No one can believe that a thirteen year old girl can do what I do. I don’t know how either. They call me a prodigy but what does that really mean?

I just want to be normal and have friends my own age. I love painting and drawing and I being called an artist, but I want to be normal also. I have all these adults around, analyzing me. All these elaborate gallery events in the city and stuff. It’s cool and all, but I just want to hang out with my friends. I want to get a MySpace page. I wanna be on the Disney Channel!!!! But seriously, I just want to do what kids do. Maybe I will take a break from EVERYTHING!

What do you think I should do Uncle Gary?

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Good Luck, and do awesome and most importantly..... HAVE FUN!!!!

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*NOTE* to Theater Doc below:

Calling this human being "clueless" is quite immature and uncalled for. All these girls asked for was help in finding two monologues!!! I know some of what you said was well-intentioned. But give them the benefit of the doubt. We can only assume they are bringing a parent or guardian, and that they are informed. But maybe you could leave the insults out, especially when dealing with children and young teens. They are quite influential and that is not setting a very good example now is it.

Answer 2

well first off giving a topic would be okay. MIght help with getting some answers.

Why not try a monologue from an abandoned puppies point of view. His heartbreak of losing a family, scared of not being adopted, determination to be the cutest in the pound (Look I can do tricks!) and finally gratefulness and thrill at being adopted by a little girl.

Answer 3

If you're really bubbly and want something original, try doing the monologue from Legally Blonde where Elle is making her graduation speech.

Answer 4

Hey, cuidado! Watch out! So if it weren't until Monday you wouldn't need help? Come on. someone as clueless as you is just what the scams are looking for. I just want you to be careful and not give whomever you are auditioning for any money. Legitimate agents and casting directors do not charge actor anything before the actor gets a job. So watch it! Don't get swindled into buying lessons or anything at this audition. Take you parents with you to watch out for your best interests.

Answer 5

how about you try http://www.monologuearchive.com/ it's a good site and it has lots of different monologues. Good luck!