One minute comidic monologues for 12-23 yr. olds?

Question

I need one minute monologues ASAP! My friend and I have an audition tomorrw which we thought was Monday b/c they had to change the date. so I need some ASAP plz! I am not the best google searcher, etc. and i already looked but i coudn't find any! Thank you!!

srry that will be 12 -13!!! NOT 23 SRRY!!

Answer 1

Here you go! I did a little re-write and some tweaking. These should do the trick!
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Monologue Description: “Cleaning Up Poop” is about taking care of your responsibilities.


Character: Tiffany
Description: Buffy complains to her mother about having to be responsible in regards to cleaning up her dog’s poop in their yard.
Gender: Female
Age: 12

Buffy:

Alright I’ll do it mom! Jeezzz. Always bothering me to do stuff for you. OH My LANTA! ..Why can’t you ask Charles to do it? (charles is buffy’s brother) Mom? Why can’t you ask Charles to do it? How come I always have to be the one to clean up the dogs poop in the yard? He never does it!

I know it’s my dog but everybody plays with Sheba so why shouldn’t everybody chip in to clean up her poop? It’s not fair mom and you know it. Then nobody is allowed to pet her. If nobody wants to clean her poop up, then nobody is aloud to pet her.

You can’t return Sheba ma! Come on! Alright, alright I’ll clean up her poop but I still think that this isn’t fair. No, mother! I said I’m gonna clean it. I’m cleaning it now! Just putting on my sneakers.
You happy???

(mumbles to herself) What does she want me to clean poop in my bare feet?? Oh, nothing mom, just talking to myself.....


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"Prodigy" is about a genius girl who just wants to be "normal"


Character: Anna
Description: Peggy talks to her Uncle Gary about how she wishes she was just a regular kid and not a prodigy.
Gender: Female
Age: 13

I’ve always been different. Not sure why. I was always able to do these amazing drawings and paintings. People from all over the world buy my work from online. No one can believe that a thirteen year old girl can do what I do. I don’t know how either. They call me a prodigy but what does that really mean?

I just want to be normal and have friends my own age. I love painting and drawing and I being called an artist, but I want to be normal also. I have all these adults around, analyzing me. All these elaborate gallery events in the city and stuff. It’s cool and all, but I just want to hang out with my friends. I want to get a MySpace page. I wanna be on the Disney Channel!!!! But seriously, I just want to do what kids do. Maybe I will take a break from EVERYTHING!

What do you think I should do Uncle Gary?

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Good Luck, and do awesome and most importantly..... HAVE FUN!!!!

Answer 2

Watch out for scams. See my answer to chiuahua chick;s same question.

Answer 3

http://www.monologuearchive.com/comic_women.html

Best of luck! :-)