I tell you, I'm a Dalek on the edge!!
2007-08-03 09:06:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Careful, he's got an evil curse on him.
Don't blame me, if you find an angry, decapitated, unescapable lawn gnome following you everywhere.
He only wants his head back......
.........and your soul!
2007-08-03 10:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My insolence? It was you that burst into my college roomate's funeral, exterminated my former lacrosse coach, accused the euologist of regurgitating Gordon Wood, then gloated about getting some girl's phone number over the corpse...
Why?
It's been *ten* years.Please. Have a heart, let it go...
You know, he dropped out of school the day after that incident. Never did lose that ponytail either. Man, did he *hate* Vickers...he scratched out a living raising sugar cane, consumed by agrarian modality fantasies and strong drink in the end...a shame.
The yard gnome? No big deal, my wife will get over it, and those things creep me out anyway. All the same, I gave the little guy a proper send off...I filled his hollow plastic resin body with a mixture of dog crap, nitroglycerin and strontium-90, glued his head back on and gave him a good shake...
Wanna guess where I put him ?
2007-08-03 19:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AGAIN?! Dude, I'm really over this... Last time I went to the garden center (which was yesterday, BTW) the skinny guy with the pimples asked me if I wanted to buy in bulk. I really liked that particular gnome too - he had a little fishing pole in one hand and was wearing an 'Impeach Bush' t-shirt. You can't find them anymore.
2007-08-03 16:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just where I like to store, all my spare garden gnomes parts, , so you have done me a big favor Dalec!!!! Didn't you see all the pink flamingo parts,mixed in there, when you put it there? I have quite the collection, don't I? It has taken me forever, to get all those beauties, and I am quite proud of myself for not giving up, on this hobby a long time ago.
2007-08-03 15:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How ironic ... I have your pink flamingo friend suspended over a pit of boiling newspaper ink ...
Igor!! Release the cable!!
Muahahaha ... You're not so pink now, my plastic little ... feathered .... standing bird ... thing!!!
2007-08-03 16:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It makes me wonder how you keep from going under.
Dont Push HIM ....'Cause he's close to the edge
He's just trying to keep his head .....oops it's too late.
Oh well, those are the breaks.
2007-08-03 11:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, livin on the edge...the story of my life!
2007-08-04 00:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah baby!!!!
Need some help with those gnomes????
2007-08-03 09:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's nothing i left something else under yous ..... your mum will freak ... and btw the smell lasts days
2007-08-03 09:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just tagged his mailbox,,,,dam, now I feel a little inferior.. G1...
2007-08-03 09:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋