People: You are elected Dictator of the Universe and have 10 things to decree...?

Question

My List is as follows:

#1 Eliminate all debt
#2 Eliminate Anarchy and the Chaos Theory
#3 Distribute wealth throughout the known universe
#4 All Hot Red Head babes report to my quarters
#5 All Soccer fans must wear mandatory Azzuri Sweater
#6 Destroy all weapons of Mass Destruction
#7 If you are corrupt you are dead
#8 You commit a crime, the central computer will replicate the crime on you.
#9 No one goes hungry
#10 Freedom to all and Love above all else LOVE

Well of course that will not happen so I will be happy with #4 only, the rest is optional and can be put to a referendum.

Answer 1

Eliminate all credit , It is the best way to eliminate all debt
Eliminate Law and Order
Distribute wealth to me, friends and family
All Soccer players are auditioned by me.
Destroy all those who create all weapons of Mass Destruction
If you are not corrupt you cannot survive
You commit a crime, you get a reward
No one gets fat
Freedom to the Leaders

No. 4 : Red Hot Chilli Peppers are managed by me.

Because nothing of these will -hopefully- not happen, I am happy with the soccer players, babe! No referendums!

Answer 2

1 No cutting down trees unless replaced.
2 I demand capital punishment immediately.
3 Everybody gets a brand new hybrid car free.
4 Cut famous peoples salary. (they get payed ridiculously)
5 Massive clean up project in the ocean.
6 Build more homes.
7 All children under the age of 15 free health care.
8 Eliminate taxes.
9 Build more toy stores.
10 I would save ten for the people.

Answer 3

1-10 Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kirsten Dunst, Britney Spears and anybody else I deem useless will be sent to a deserted island never to be heard from or to procreate again

Answer 4

Wow, Angelo...good job. I'm impressed. So a butterfly flapping its wings means nothing. I have two questions. Does strawberry blond count? When you are Dictator can I have a cushy job?