Men!! Unite and answer this!!?

Question

What are the five most annoying things that you can think of about the female species? Please think carefully and try to avoid sexist comments (how is that possible - well you know - keep it clean or I'll have to flag your response!!). I'll kick it off - give you some ideas!!:

1) Unpredictability

2) Materialistic aspect (ie bloody shopping)

3) Nonsensical arguements

4) Trying to affirm their femininity by attacking/denying masculinity

5) Ability to talk forever....

Hi for those of you who are taking this a little bit too much to heart - ie. many of the female replies - it is more for a luagh than anything - neither sex is perfect - oh and by the way for the women who said that women are responsible for giving birth - yes maybe, but you do need men to father those children. Working on eliminating men from the process?
Actually male scientists are trying to eradicate women from the process LOL ;)

okay Deof - name five women that you know that do not exhibit at least one of the traits that are being discussed here. And sexism at the moment is such a buzz word - but let me rmeind everyone that if we talk ina way that involves the two sexes that in itslef is sexism and since they are two seperate and identifiable sexes then this is pretty much unavoidable and doesn't neccessarily automatically mean that it is a bad thing. Remember criticism can be positive too.

Answer 1

Okay, I may not have a penis, but I do feel the need to address this question:
1- Unpredictability- WTF? Who wants predictability? I know a good handful of men could use some spontaneity in their lives
2- Materialistic- women may shop more often as a whole than men do, but $$ amounts are about average when you consider the obscene amount of $ a man will spend on a f*cking gadget
3- Nonsensical- if you were actually listening they would make sense.
4- Not sure what this means???
5- No argument there.
And I can speak freely when I say that my major issues with other women are: their catty nature when feeling threatened, their ridiculous dependence on a man to feel good about themselves, and the fact that they are all so SO jealous of me! Just kidding on the last one haha.

Answer 2

First, I'm NOT a man.
1] unpredictability - saved Deborah's life
2] just as many guys as girls are materialistic, but men's toys usually require batteries, electricity, or gas.
And how many of you routinely buy gifts/clothing etc. for people other than yourself? Birthdays and holidays don't count.
As for going to every shop and going back to the first one, we are trying to get the best deal possible, to spare the budget.
3] hahahahaha! WOMEN are non-sensical? As opposed to MEN? rotflmao!
4] works both ways, you know - I've never heard a teenage girl tease a guy about his body parts in public, but plenty of guys think nothing of taunting girls who are flat-chested, fat, pimpled, at school, on the bus, etc.
5] saved Scherazade's life
I have known several men who could talk indefintely without saying a thing, and didn't shut up until you walked away, or went home.
You know that study people refer to that says women talk three times as much as men? Bogus! Nobody can find it!
They did a new one, and there is a lot less difference than thought - like 10-15%.
OH, and ghastly driving - you need to look up the stats on who has the most accidents - hint - it's not women.

Answer 3

In the war of the sexes, it's all about who wears the pants in the relationship. Oftentimes most women, in an effort to show their superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: sex.

Oftentimes, just mentioning another woman's name can spell the end of your existence. Imagine, then, the warfare you'll have to endure if she finds out you were at a gentleman's club.

Call it what you will, but a lot of women have this thing that causes them to second-guess everything, especially their man's loyalty. That's why when another female enters the equation in any way, shape or form, she tenses up. If you've given her reason to doubt you, then her paranoia is likely justified. Otherwise, you shouldn't have to pay the price because she's feeling insecure.

Answer 4

1.The need to own too many pairs of shoes

2. Inability to appreciate why motorcycles have to be rebuilt in the lounge

3. Wanting to watch "Will & Grace" when the football is on at the same time

4. Telling me off for not shaving during the weekend

5. Not appreciating that an empty beer can IS an ornament just like the clockwork balerina on top of our dressing table

Sorry Girls, only joking..... lets hear the same question from girls about men!!!

Answer 5

1.Talking when a man is trying to build something for her or is watching the ONE programme in a week he likes on TV.
2. Always having to go shopping.
3. Going into every clothing shop, trying on lots of clothes before going back into the first shop and buying the first thing she saw anyway.
4. Never allowing her man to sit still and do some relaxing after a weeks work at work and helping doing the chores at home.
5. Expecting a man to be able to be a plumber, electrician and carpenter and builder even if that is not his line of work, with only a small selection of tools and expecting him to build a palace in an hour!!!!!
6. Whats yours is hers and whats hers is hers!!

Answer 6

Women are amazing creatures. They are equal to men in all regards. Biologically, emotionally, physically, they are unique individuals. I don't want to cause an argument or to be the another side(which fuels) of argument.

If I had to say something(it is not directed at everyone, each item I've mentioned is my personal experience).
1) Ability to walk into bathroom as strangers,and walkout as perfect best friends.

2) When in panic, or nervous, NOT able to listen to a solution, instead keeping on talking.

3) Able to not confront a person of conflicting interest, dodging it forever. Sometimes, being nice to them,but talk behind their back, and hangout with them, while they have a choice to not be there at the first place.

4) Why would a girl ask, "Does this make me look fat?" or similar questions which does not have an answer in "Dictionary of Girls/women" (I like the kitkat commercial reply of a man). lol :-)

5) Finding faults with others, other's elders while not looking at the similar traits of one's own self or family members.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUSOnqqrzQ&mode=related&search= (This is a funny one about women and men). Enjoy, Laugh, and have fun.

Answer 7

You do realize you broke your own rule about "avoiding sexist comments" by doing just that, don't you? Not all women are unpredictable, materialistic, argue nonsensically, attack masculinity, or talk forever, and there are some men who are good at that as well (although they probably attack femininity instead).

Answer 8

What do you assume from gamers! they are no longer like Gareth Barry. no longer everybody die devoid of money,no longer everybody are grasping.All gamers and soccer stars are human beings and their decision are diverse and a few worry that their style wont in high quality condition into the league and could be thrown out in chilly of their national competitions like worldwide cup etc. some have already got a team they opt for to play for by using fact a baby.each gamers have diverse targets yet comparable holiday spot. hundreds of thousands gamers HAVE hundreds of thousands targets yet comparable ONE holiday spot

Answer 9

1. nagging
2.never shutting up
3.going into a shop walking out without buyin nuffing even though theyve seen somthing they like then going back 30mins to buy the thing they saw the 1st time
4. unpredictable
5.gossiping

Answer 10

I'm guilty of #1 and #3...i think the most annoying thing about me/most other women i know is the inability to make a decision.
"what do you want to do?"
"i don't care, what do you want to do"?
as for the shopping (which i personally hate), we're just nesting! #4 is just plain wrong, and #5 is an unfortunate and annoying trait of too many men and women...