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I live alone .... I hate it ... I could not meet anyone to live with me ... I can not afford to go out .... when I am going to fall in love with someone .... what a life?

2007-08-03 08:09:59 · 11 answers · asked by Vig 2 in Entertainment & Music Television Comedy

11 answers

Stay inside and watch an episode of "The Simpsons" instead.

2007-08-03 08:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0 0

Eat cabbage, or find a very old woman outside and ask her in for some tea as long as she doesnt smell to strongly of burning rubber or coconutts

2007-08-03 15:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh Sugar! We all have our moments of loneliness! What you need is to join a new club! If I knew where you lived, I'd start a club just for you!

2007-08-03 17:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kitten Hood 5 · 0 0

Go to a dating site and make a profile. You might meet someone nice!! Good luck !!!

2007-08-03 15:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by angela_easley1985 2 · 0 0

Only 2 minutes left - better switch on!

2007-08-03 15:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by mad 7 · 0 0

Friends repeat on E4.

2007-08-03 15:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0 0

put the lights out and spy on the neighbours

2007-08-03 15:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by davidm9870 3 · 1 0

Paint dry!

2007-08-03 15:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Robb the B.D.C. 5 · 0 0

wanking works for me..followed by a hot shower - or maybe wanking in a hot shower..porn can help to..its safe sex and fun...not about belittling women...more like making yourself happy...then a coffe and a smoke.... :)

2007-08-03 15:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by carlos b 2 · 1 0

read a book

2007-08-03 21:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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