Do You Agree That Kim-Jong Il Is The Best Leader Out There?

Question

1. He is the world's largest single consumer of Hennesey brand cognac

2. He has a private harem of concubines kidnapped from Japan

3. He is a huge movie fan. By the 1970s, his private collection was said to run to 20,000 recordings, including the world's largest personal collection of Daffy Duck cartoons.

4. He is not actually President of North Korea. That position will be eternally held by his late, great dad, making N. Korea the only country on Earth officially ruled by a corpse.

5. He once kidnapped South Korean film director Shin Sang Ok and his ex-wife, actress Che Eun Hui, and kept them captive for eight years forcing them to make propaganda films, one of which was a Communist version of Godzilla.

6. He has a wine cellar with the capacity for ten thousand bottles, holds all-night banquets where overeating and drinking are encouraged despite his citizens eating their children due to severe famine.

Answer 1

Isn't there a height requirement for leadership positions?

Answer 2

You also forgot about the 1 million North Koreans that have starved the death since he started calling the shots.

Answer 3

… much worse than Saddam Husain’s Iraq or Gaddafi’s Lybia. At least people had food there. And those pleasure troops (harems) ? When 80% of North Koreans have no food ?

Answer 4

Oh sure, that's gotta make him the best leader. Now that Saddam, Baby Doc, Marcos, Stalin, Franco, Hitler, Mao, and Chavez are gone. Oh, did I just say Chavez was gone - forget I said anything, nobody is supposed to know yet.

Answer 5

I don't think "The Best Leader Out There", is a proper description of him.
But then I guess it can be said, he is the best at being the worst.

Answer 6

You forgot number 7. He looks great in dickies. only guy that can pull off that mechanic look :D

Answer 7

Are you crazy or just nuts.