2007-08-03 07:05:50 · 30 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
third times the charm
2007-08-03 07:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 13⤊ 1⤋
I love these stories, even if I can't top them! In fact, my story is about my sister and it's closest to what happened to Common Sense. This person she knew through my BIL's family got married, and everything leading up to the wedding was high rent district stuff. Even though my sis had never even met the bride, she was invited to TWO showers and went to both (my sis is awesome, but she was born without a backbone). Then she got invited to the bachelorette, which was a THREE day extravanganza. I told her if she went, I'd never speak to her again :) So the wedding took place...and then came the "reception". Guests dressed to the nines in a nice hotel. What they got for "dinner" was a dessert buffet (and not a big one) and several veggie platters. There was a full open bar and tons of champagne. My BIL flipped! He gathered together all his friends and relatives and suggested they go to dinner. They retrieved their "cards" from the box and left. We later learned that the first thing these people did was subject their guests to a long slide show. While the lights were low, the second group of people bailed out so when the lights came back on, there were maybe 30 people left to enjoy the DJ. The bride was like "where did everyone go"? And her MOH was also MIA, maybe a couple bridesmaids as well. She had like 10 of them. Gawd.
2016-05-17 08:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this at a friend's wedding a few years ago:
"First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, now comes the suffering..."
If anyone ever said such a thing at my wedding I'd have lost it!
2007-08-03 08:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Wedding Toast ...
Well, this is it ~
your life is OVER!!
Here come the bills,
and a dog named Rover.
Never hit
or use blunt force,
the odds are high
this will end in divorce.
These "true love" feelings,
won't always last,
Oh, and kids will help
to age you fast.
But that being said
Here's to your new life,
I wish you luck ('cuz you'll need it)
as husband and wife!!!!!
LOL .... that outta cover what should NEVER ever be said!
Peace! =)
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2007-08-03 07:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
what are the odds?
or Love Stinks (see The Wedding Singer) (lol)
2007-08-03 07:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Margaritavillian 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I toast your first wife who knew better.
2007-08-03 07:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lady 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And to the special couple.....that infection should clear up in about 2 weeks, now raise your glasses...
2007-08-03 07:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Anything having to do with an ex at all. Ever.
2007-08-03 07:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Common_Sense_is_Uncommon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know the number for a good divorce attorney if you ever need it.
2007-08-03 07:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by astroeyes2000 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's to the Bride that lives on the hill...she won't...but her sister will...and here's to her sis that's outa sight...so you know where new hubby will be tonight!
2007-08-03 09:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"And Lets Drink to the Little Bun in the Oven"
2007-08-03 07:09:30 · answer #11 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋