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1. Gently there now
2. Just a hoot and a holler away
3. How 'bout a little kiss
4. I'll bet my boots that ain't no girl
5. Always go right and you'll never go wrong
6. My life is a real challenge

2007-08-03 06:41:41 · 3 answers · asked by sarge 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

3 answers

Annie MacGregor/Sunshine MacGillicutty
Modern Day Virginia

"(6) My life is a real challenge," Annie told the ambulance attendent. "I do all the yard work in an effort to save money. I ran that dang mower right under a branch and that's when I crashed! Sheesh! This ride alone will cost more than two month's bills from Michael's Lawn Care Company would have !!" On the trip to the hospital, Annie diverted her attention from the pain, by telling the guys about the "Matt" stories she wrote for YA.
As they lowered the gurney at the ER entrance ........ (1.)" Gently there now. Possible fracture. Possible concussion. DEFINITE sense of humor. Good luck , maam. By the way...... did Miss Kitty or Sunshine fall into the horse trough?"
Sunshine/Annie:" Neither..... It was Matt that did."
Ambulance guy:" HA!!! Hey, Joe!! It was DILLON that fell in!!!"

As Annie was taken to one of the cubicles, her nurse told her she'd be right back....... "I'm (2) Just a hoot and a holler away,dear." Annie lay there, trying to remember the jumbled array of flashes that had gone through her mind when she had banged her head. Now she knew what was meant by the phrase, "seeing stars."
But Annie didn't see the celestrial kind. She saw something far different. She saw the characters that were in all her "Gunsmoke " stories!! She distinctly remembered hearing Doc say, "Okay. A couple of you men ....get her up to my office. " Then she remembered another voice......"SUNSHINE!!" Someone had run over to her, scooped her up, and carried her up the long flight of stairs that led to Doc Adams' office.
Annie bolted up!!! " OM MY GOD!!!! I saw Matt!!!!"
A nurse came running in...... "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
Annie told her that nothing was wrong....She was fine and was sorry for causing so much noise.
From the next cubicle she heard: (4)" I'll bet my boots that ain't no girl !"
Annie yelled back:"A little louder plese. I don't think they heard you in the cafeteria!" Her statement was greeted with laughter.
The man poked his head around the curtain...."YOu're funny. Hey! Would you happen to know where the mens room is?"
Annie:"Sure. I used to work here. Go down this hall, turn right, go down the next long hall and turn right again. (5) Always go right and you'll never go wrong." He thanked her and left. She had just directed him to the psychiatric ward!

Eventually the doctor came in to see Annie. Nothing was broken; Mild concussion. He gave her some pills and was about to send her on her way........."Oh, maam. I told your friend that he could come back here to see you."
Annie:"What friend?"
Doctor:"Your friend. You know..... That real tall guy with the cowboy hat . Oh, sir!! Over here. She's over here."
Before Annie could crane her neck to see who he was talking to, she heard a deep voice: "Oh, SunnyMac. (3) How 'bout a little kiss, baby."

2007-08-03 06:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5 0

I'll bet my boots that ain't no girl in this world who can live the life that I have lived and stay another day to tell it. My life is a real challenge, my mother gave me up when I was barely able to recite my name. I have worked my nails off to get where I am by listening to my inner voice that usually tell me to "always go right and you'll never go wrong". I explained to my fiancee who is always just a hoot and a holler away about my life and she cautioned me saying gently " there now my love, shush, the winds will pick your words. How 'bout a kiss and we can go to bed, its late you know.."

2007-08-03 15:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sittle 2 · 1 0

"Always go right and you'll never go wrong"my wise friend said to me.my life is a real challenge he said cause he went and kissed a girl who was from the city.his friend said,"i'll bet my boots that ain't no girl!!""what are you talking about?"my friend said!"can't you see how pretty she is?"his friend,bob said,yeah,but look at those hands man!!ain't they too big for a guy!?"oh my god!!my friend said,you're right!!darn!!and she gave me her telephone number and said that she'll always be just a hoot and a holler away!!gently there now,bob said."don't be too hard on yourself!"we all make mistakes!
but yours was a lilly!!!hehe!!

2007-08-03 19:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0 0

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