I love it and feed it Saltene crackers but now it don't come out of his shell for 5 days. I think he loosing weight too. Him sicky?
2007-08-03 06:39:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
Snails were born to fly free among the clouds . . . soaring and dipping in the gentle Spring breezes, their tiny wings iridescent, translucent in the golden rays of the morning sun.
Let your snail fly free, let him spread his tiny wings and kiss the heavens.
If he's meant to be yours, he will return and you will again be as one.
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Note to TD Euwaite™: I think in Dante's "Inferno" he describes how Satan, at the dawn of creation, set aside a special level of Hell for the likes of anyone who tells a chestnut as old as that one . . . . o-o-o-o-h, make no mistake, you're gonna pay for that one ! :-)
2007-08-03 07:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It might snail out from crackers. Maybe cut down on his salt.
2007-08-03 13:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, I wonder, does he like the saltine crackers? Have you been over feeding him? Also I'm not like a vet or anything... oh, that reminds try going to the vet. They might REALLY help you. If it's too late, it might die! Go as soon as you can!~
2007-08-03 13:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by luv.bois 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gastropod daddy
your snail is gone gammy
feeding him salt
he's with his snail mammy
up in the sky
with mucilaginous kin
all gone before
never to go aslimin' agin'
2007-08-03 15:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stooge went to the car dealership. He told the man, "I want a big 'S' painted on each side, so they will know that this Stooge's car...and I want a big gold 'S' on the grill and one on the trunk lid."
"Why do you want all this?" the salesman asked.
Stooge replied, "So...when I drive down the street, people will say 'Look at that S car go'!"
2007-08-03 15:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Stooge,
Put yer snail back in yer pants. Yer causing otherwise nice girls to point and laugh!
2007-08-03 14:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
coz salt doesnt just kill snails, besides you dont really play with a snail. you throw a ball for it and you are 90 before you get it back
2007-08-03 14:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by sarah h 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your insanity o'meter is on a collision course with a well lubed fluffin-capacitor on its way to Mary Maryland.
TD I love escargot races, ever been to one?
2007-08-03 15:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...good one! Salt kills snails (dries them up). Maybe you should try a parakeet if you want to feed it saltines.
2007-08-03 14:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Çåŗőľîņẫ§ħŷġĭ®ł 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww...you shrivled him. Give him some water! QUICK!! Before he die!
2007-08-03 13:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋