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Your eye looks cool! Can I poke it?

2007-08-10 15:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Caroline 3 · 0 0

You want my mother-in-law. It's no big deal, just switch us and we'll forget the whole thing ever happened. You know just a little cyber mix up. Maybe lay off the galaxy juice before the next abduction.

2007-08-11 06:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is it true that if you go the speed of light for 1 million years,when you return back to earth you would have aged only 4 years? Like what the scientist here on earth think will happen?

2007-08-10 16:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 0 0

After saying, "Take me to your leader," I would ask him for a dinner date. Then I would walk into the most plush establishment in New York City with an alien as my escort. As he munched on his appetizers, making faces to show his disgust, I would borrow a line from Crocodile Dundee and say, "Well, it tastes like s....t, but it keeps you alive!"

2007-08-11 05:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by Me, Too 6 · 0 0

why abduct me?, how much can you teach me?, where are you from? can we talk about that three foot anal probe?
can I drive you ship, I have a class d license?Do you realize that your head is soft and my fist is hard , so don't even think about that anal probe! Are you guys gay? All that probing going on sucks, my turn now! Can we stop by Pizza Hut on the way to Jupiter? Who farted?(it was me, I just wanted to see if they were paying attention, maybe their allergic to it , I hope)? Would you guys like to meet my dog Tess she ain't ate nobody in days? (or Bess my 357 magnum).

2007-08-10 16:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by nocateman 5 · 0 1

wheres the bathroom?i gotta pee!!!!!!!!!!

does probing hurt ???

i mean like why couldnt u have abducted paris hilton or something y ME???

do you have FM radio?

i mean do u think its cool that u just took me of of my planet wihout asking???

can we stop by my house first? i gotta make a phone call....

2007-08-03 06:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by quick question 3 · 0 0

Do you pay taxes?
How much endurance do the males of your species have?
Have you tried those Strawberry Milkshake Oreos? Yummy.
Do you Yahoo?

2007-08-03 07:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What took you so long?
Where's Touvakian?
Do you guys still play asteroid fever? It's my favorite song here.

2007-08-10 20:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

I'd ask, "nurph imph, poof dorph ump. Diddywump pha?"
Which translated means, Is there really intelligent life out there?"

2007-08-10 14:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 1

what took you so long!?! you mofos scared?! why would you guys just show your selfs man? what? NO dude! thats called a movie man! that aint true! peace man!!!

2007-08-11 06:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by thadus_2pk 2 · 0 0

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