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"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

2007-08-03 05:05:22 · 27 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Maybe I should have said ive twelve brothers...........

2007-08-03 06:03:20 · update #1

27 answers

and there was me thinking you'd forgot it was friday
have a star for remembering

2007-08-03 06:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was going to say hilarious, but just burnt my toast.
You are absolutely right though! Have a star.

Total deafness, sorry calamity had just paused for breath?

Touche'


Note you been in touch with my mother?

Missing: "I know a short-cut" man speak for lets get hopelessly lost?

2007-08-03 05:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Awesome.

2016-04-01 16:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

19 Excellent reasons for you to get down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and continue to let your hunter/gatherer fella continue bringing home the bacon and keep you in the style that you have become accustomed to..

2007-08-03 06:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by treving 42 6 · 2 0

That's interesting dear.

2007-08-03 05:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣 7 · 0 0

Your research is going good my dear.

2007-08-03 06:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha thats funny lol you shoukd call it ' the men dictionary for house wives ' - lol nice tell me more

2007-08-03 05:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by lostgirl 3 · 0 0

erm...it WAS funny but i'm sure that there's some guys out there that aren't like that...because i know of a few...
i know guys who are really and truely nice...yeah...

:-F

2007-08-03 05:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

So ya think ya got us figured out huh, good for you....LOL

2007-08-03 05:13:28 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0 0

Hahahahaha, good one Calam, you feminist.
I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses,pmsl.

2007-08-03 05:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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