2007-08-03 02:48:33 · 35 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
would you stop teasing me with that mouse.
2007-08-03 02:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It "speaks" to me all the time, already...
But unfortunately...
I don't speak "BEEP" or "PING..."
I took two years of "Typing" and "Spanish" in High School...
But if I had to say...I think what it's trying to tell me is...
"Get the hell up off your @$$, and get some fresh air, for Chrissakes!!! And when you come back...upgrade me to "VISTA," Beach...!!! And quit leaving sunflower seed shells all over my keyboard, Einstein!!! And pick up line 13...it's your mother...!!!
"And your crazy mistress called again looking for money...I LIKE her...!!!"
2007-08-03 02:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH my god! what do you eat for breakfast? Shi# sandwich's!
I'd reply - Hey Mr I paid for you that means i own you! If you had an as# I'd take you over my knee :)
Then i would punish it for back talk by making it defrag the hard drive all day :) work work work.
2007-08-03 03:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Rancidbearsgrease 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the **** are you eating so much and around me? If you spill that diet coke on me I will shut down on your ***. Why are you going to all of these sites and why do you keep burning so much music, I am going to die because looking at your face 24/7 is making me want to let this virus take over me. Stop typing to people that dont give a **** about you, your are making my keys all sticky with your pugy ******* fingers. Thanks for updating me.
2007-08-03 02:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a life
2007-08-03 02:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life woman! Can't you find something more interesting to stroke than this keyboard?
2007-08-03 02:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by lollipop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would complain about how grimy the "g" key is getting on my keyboard.
2007-08-03 02:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a break.
2007-08-03 03:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by TC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get off my keyboard and go to sleep !!
2007-08-03 02:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Frances M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hurry up why r u so slow!
stupid computer i didn't download that!
bloody viruses!
2007-08-03 02:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you keep downloading things on me?
Why am I so slow?
2007-08-03 02:50:38 · answer #11 · answered by shayes7541 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋