Well it appears since everyone is standing outside now due to the ban, that I will have all the non-smoking ..

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ladies for myself everytime I go to the pub......... get in!

I once commented to an ex-girlfriend that I liked kissing her because I've never kissed an ashtray before.

We split up soon after that .........

Dolly K- But the same applies to smokers, I dont understand this 'kindred spirit' smokers apparently have. Apart from the fact they are celebrating knocking a good 10 to 20 years off their life together!

Mrs M - A good looking man like me doesnt stay off the market for long!

I meant 'on the market' - Doh, slip up there!

Barbie - Actually I do, I was just saying this stuff for effect. It usually gets a rise out of people ;)

Remind me to delete this question in case my g/f sees it!

Terri H - You sound like fun lol :)

Answer 1

The smokers might be all the best looking girls! You might eat those words Dave!

Answer 2

LOL you goons, smoking is like sniffing a hand full of dog ****, only seriously addicted people can't see that it's that gross.

There is no hope for any of you girls.

Another thing, I bet all of you girls are right beasts! Sat in front of a computer screen dishing out abuse like you are every guys dream girl or something. Ditch the false confidence, grow up and get a life. Smoking is no good for you or anyone and in the next ten years smokers will be a thing of the past that people will look back on and ridicule.

Does this offend you, yeah? Go cry about it :P

Answer 3

Hey Dave. Yes you are right. I do like it. But then i have had a few pints now and cant focus. Maybe we drink in different pubs because the pub I was in all of the babes were with us.

But, if its grab a granny night then you should do well :)

Answer 4

Very poor attempt at an old joke.
You have all the non smoking chicks ?
To me it looks like you couldn't pull
before with that statement,so what
chance you got now the chicks are
all outside with the smokers ? lol

Answer 5

if you wanted a pub full of ladies to yourself all you had to do was go to a lesbian bar, but perhaps like the non smoking ladies they wouldnt be interested, some people like to have a bit more in common than the fact they both dont smoke

EDIT no dave i dont agree, you dont go up to people and say. hi do you smoke..ok lets be friends cause we have something in common

Answer 6

I do not smoke. I was forced through my whole childhood to smoke. (second hand) I will not do it as a adult. My kids are growing up smoke free and not have this disgusting habit forced on them. The biggest turn off for me is seeing a good looking guy puffing on a cancer stick. YUK.

Answer 7

I've said similar things to smokers. I won't get involved with a smoker because everyone has known for decades how stupid a habit it is (and I don't need anymore stupid people in my life, thanks very much).

I've gone so far as telling smokers that they are "weak-willed-slaves-to-a-habit" and, if they're really coming on strong and won't bug off, I've told them I refuse to get involved with a baby-killer (I then explain that 2nd had smoke has been clearly linked to SIDS - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome). That usually turns them off.

More power to the non-smokers!

Answer 8

and there's me thinking you had a girlfriend dave - then again I guess you can't both go to the pub and leave the baby at home eh? lol

edit: Yes dave i'd delete it I don't think she'd be too happy do you?

Answer 9

smoking is a disgusting habit and u dont want some1 with no will power to give up the rotten ash.

they wont stay out smoking for long when the winter comes in or it's raining it will be a hard choice between their cigs or getting their hair all frizzy in the outside weather.

Answer 10

I doubt you ever set foot in a boozer,the amount of time you spend on here,My guess is, you confine yourself to your bedroom like a recluse,ranting yourself silly and catching up on the Mc Cann´s blog,Oh what a grubby little misfit you must be!!