You were an Oscar Meyer Weiner? If not....what?
2007-08-03 01:47:51 · 14 answers · asked by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I did. And I rue that day still.
I made the mistake of saying out loud in a crowded supermarket that I wished I was.
Within 48 hours I was slapped with a law suit from Oscar Meyer accusing me of copyright infringement. Something about my wiener not measuring up to theirs.
Well, let me tell you. Their little wieners are pretty small. So, in response to their initial action, I photographed their wiener compared to mine.
How was I to know that the Presidents secretary has her daughter open the mail on Saturdays? And a very sensitive young woman she is.
Anyway, 2 days later my door is broken down and I was hauled away by the local authorities. 2 months later, we settled out of court with me signing a statement that their wiener was bigger than mine.
My girlfriend happened to see the court documents and promptly left me. She shouted something about Little Oscar as she backed her pick-up into my car.
I think from now on I'm going to buy the store brand.
2007-08-03 07:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I am going to have an Oscar Meyer weiner with mustard at the National Mustard Day festival in Mt. Horeb, WI, on Saturday.
I will also have Mustard Custard at Culvers.
I will also buy several jars of mustard from the Mustard Museum.
It will be a fun day.
2007-08-03 08:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lionheart ® 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
I didn´t understand your question in the first place, but I search for: "Oscar Meyer Weiner" on the internet and I realize what U mean, and my answer is NOOOOOO, I don´t like the idea of being eaten !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice questions !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-03 16:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Strong Heart stronger than never 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No but I wish I would win an Oscar someday.
2007-08-03 08:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope- never wanted to be any kind of weiner. But I did always want ot be a mermaid or a helicopter pilot! *sighs*-Ah, the good ol' days of my childhood.......(before my childhood turned crappy, anyway!!)
2007-08-03 12:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by no longer here 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bought my husband a pair of boxers that had the weinermobile on them. So funny. He wears them all the time.
2007-08-03 08:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope---I wish I were not addicted to this site LOL
thnx 4 tha 2 pts
2007-08-03 08:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by bedu 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
2007-08-03 08:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope, my wish is to own the wienie mobile!
2007-08-03 08:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by darkbosslady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd like to be a cat.. living in a house where people love cats, of course.
i love cats, so i figure it would be nice to live as one.
2007-08-03 10:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by letterstoheather 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋