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THE PLACEMENT OF THE DIRTBAG!!!!!

2007-08-03 01:37:48 · 16 answers · asked by Knuckles™ 7 in Cars & Transportation Motorcycles

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it's the same difference as between an intelligent question, and yours.
I ride a harley. In fact, of the 26 bikes I have owned in 41 years of riding, the last 5 have all been Harleys. I do my own work and maintenance on them. I am a retired Police Officer, a husband of 24 years, a father of 3 great kids, I have 3 wonderful Grand kids, I own my own $300,000.00 home, 2 cars, a 4x4 truck and my newest Harley is an '07 ultra classic that cost more than you're so called education to date. I keep my head shaved bald, I'm 6'3" and weigh 300lbs, I am an ex weight lifter, I have numerous tattoos,belong to a motorcycle club, enjoy the finest foods and entertainment, I won all but 5 fights in my career, I have a nice bank account, travel when I want. live in a great state, have friends all over the world and worked my way up from dirt poor, working in the berry fields at age 10, to a degree from a top university and still consider myself a "biker". What have you got you snotty little poser

2007-08-03 05:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by randy 7 · 3 2

I can think of a couple differences, With the Hoover I may be able to break your ankle or if it was one of those 14amp models I might be able to suck your eyeballs out with the base board attachment,
With a Harley, I could run you down crushing many bones and vital organs, then lock the front brake up and spin the tire on your mid section splattering your flesh and organs on the underside of the fender and across the pavement.
Yep, the Harley sounds like way more fun.

2007-08-03 06:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Wow, that joke is older than the technology that went into making my Harley.

The ignorant Harley haters are just starting to get annoying now. I built my own motorcycle, have a degree in mechanical engineering, work in Washington DC, and I'm only 24. Do some homework before you generalize. I've seen more limitless credit cards (MC black) working at an HD dealership than anywhere else.

2007-08-03 04:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Whats a hoover?

2007-08-03 06:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by grgvrnn 2 · 2 0

The REAL answer is:

You can fit two dirtbags on a Harley.

2016-09-05 06:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by X X 2 · 0 0

Ya need to spend more time riding and less time playing with yer Hoover...and being judgemental of others...K ;o)

2007-08-03 04:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think there must be a shortage of inappropriate photos on the internet today and knuckles is bored. Dont let him wind you up. You can all email him directly via his profile and express how you feel if that would make you all feel better.

2007-08-05 02:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by cosso77 3 · 0 1

on the hoover it's the machine that sucks. on a harley it's YOUR wife no, really dude, your ol' lady really shows her gratitude after i take her for a ride!

2007-08-03 05:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by skullbikemike 3 · 2 1

the dirtbag is on the inside of the Hoover...

2007-08-03 02:05:11 · answer #9 · answered by pmk 6 · 1 4

WRONG

Harley riders will kick YOUR ***

your momma drives a hoover and SHE WILL KICK YOUR *** TOO

2007-08-03 05:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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