My son woke up this morning, and the first thing he said to my husband was "Pigs don't wear diapers!" He's always waking up with some goofy statement, and I just wondered if anyone else's kids make some funny statements of their own.
2007-08-03 00:55:00 · 7 answers · asked by Starfall 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol..how cute!=) I have some funnies too...
"Is the sky up yet?"
"Grease it up,I'm going hunting!"
"My eyes are open but my brain is stuck!"
2007-08-03 01:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one million) are you able to cry under water? No, i think of i could drown. 2) How lots deeper could the sea be if sponges did no longer stay there? a pair of quarter deeper? 3) How important does a guy or woman might desire to be till now they are considered assassinated rather of in basic terms murdered? possibly a political discern. 4) What ailment did cured ham incredibly have? Tape trojan horse...? 5) Why is it that persons say they "slept like a newborn" whilst little ones awaken like quite a few 2 hours? in step with hazard they actually do awaken each and every 2 hours, or they are stupid and have on no account had little ones. 6) If a deaf guy or woman has to flow to courtroom, is it nonetheless called a listening to? in case you have been deaf could you think approximately it discrimination in the event that they called your courtroom proceeding a sighting? i could nonetheless call it a listening to. 7) Why do human beings pay to flow up tall homes and then positioned money in binoculars to seem at issues on the floor? they have not have been given any existence. 8) Why do docs flow away the room while you adjust? they're going to see you bare besides. authentic... stable question lol. 9) Has your dentist ever asked you to alter right into a smock? I might desire to possibly flow to the dentist quickly. 10) Why do human beings factor to their wrist whilst inquiring for the time, yet do no longer factor to their crotch whilst they ask the place the washing room is? LOL that somewhat made me chortle :) 11) If electrical energy comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? No. 12) Do the Alphabet track and Twinkle, Twinkle Little action picture star have the comparable track? No, they are slightly diverse. 13) Did you somewhat hum/sing the two songs above to work out in the event that they DID have the comparable track? specific I did lol. 14) If Western hemisphere mothers feed their young little ones with a tiny spoon and fork, what do chinese language mothers use? Toothpicks? exciting. i could google that. 15) and ultimately: If a guy or woman with diverse personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage difficulty? LOL in step with hazard?
2016-10-09 03:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by rajkumar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You've got to be kidding me". It was hilarious because it was coming from a 3 year old and it sounded just like something I would say.
Children are funny little things aren't they? Have a great day.
2007-08-03 01:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At around 3 yr old both of mine have woke up and looked around saying
"where the hell are we?"
& I tried to not cuss in front of them....
2007-08-03 01:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be dreaming idiot! You're not even a parent.
2007-08-03 01:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"is my father still alive"
"am i boy or girl"
"why i was naked when i was born"
2007-08-03 01:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter said : ". . . when I was a puppy ... "
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2007-08-03 00:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Maewest 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋