Does Somebody Know How To Do An Exorcism?

Question

Shambo is haunting this Website.

Answer 1

I'll get my bell, book and candle. I've never done a cyberhaunting before. I'm not sure whether I should do it in Latin, Hindi or Bull.

Answer 2

Is Shambo a spirit or a living person? If as I suspect Shambo is still alive and you really feel so strongly about this then its a hit man you need not a priest.

Answer 3

Exorcism (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure, correctly pronounced "exercism") is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.

The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a priest, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God and/or several different angels and archangels. The Priest also uses Crosses and Holy Water often when performing one. In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment.

Answer 4

There are two kinds of "exorcisms":


1) The first kind is called a "Solemn Exorcism":
A Solemn Exorcism can only be performed by a priest appointed by the local bishop and tehn only with the bishop's specific permission. Canon Law sets this requirement.

2) The second kind is called a "Simple Exorcism":
There are some simple exorcisms that can only be done by a priest or deacon, for example in the blessing of sacramentals.

Other forms of simple exorcisms can be done by laity. For example, the famous St. Michael Prayer that used to be said after Mass is a simple exorcism.

Everytime we say, "Father, cast this demon from my presence" and other such prayers we are doing a "simple exorcism."
Some people are called to an apostolate of helping people who may have spiritual/demonological problems and harassments but are not so severely demonized as to need a solemn exorcism from the Church.

In these lesser cases of demonization, prayerful people, usually called "Deliverance Counselors" (so as not to confuse people with the solemn/simple exorcism distinction), may be laity or clergy and essentially help the demonized person to get rid of any "hooks" in their lives that demons may be hanging onto, teach the person how to pray spiritual warfare prayers and to remain close to God and His Church, and offer intercessory prayer for them.

Under current Church law, a Deliverance Counselor MAY NOT talk directly to the demons nor directly command them. Thus, instead of something like, "I rebuke you demon of anger" we must say, rather, something like, "Father in Heaven, please rebuke this demon of anger." We must AVOID the "I" language.

When people go to help a demonized person and pray for them it is common and efficacious to fast. This is a spiritual practice that is always prudent when dealing with evil.

Answer 5

That is not a very nice thing to say... The shame is not many people know what you are talking about so your words were wasted here..... But it is you that really needs a exorcism to be preformed on... Just to get all of that evil and hate out of you...........

Answer 6

whos shambo

Answer 7

Moooooooo

Answer 8

I heard something similar about Cherie Blair and No.10 - the words they used in her case were: "The Power of Money Compels You"

Answer 9

you don't need to be an exorcist to get rid of a demon. according to most beliefs all you need,is to be not afraid of the tormenting spirit.although if that's not working type in "banishing spells "and the web will open its pages to you.

Answer 10

Do you mean Shamoo, the whale from the Free Willy movie?

Wow, good luck on that one.

Answer 11

you sprinkle hundreds and thousands on your keyboard and start chugging beer. Then hold hands and skip in circles singing blister in the sun.