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I just started a new job and a minute ago i went to the toilet and it was locked, i knocked on the door and the boss said 'im in here!'

I thought he said im stuck in here!!!
So i thought how can i impress him!! ''I'll save him'' Thats it!
So i ran full force at the door shouting ''AAAaaaaarrgh'' Bam!!!
I smashed the door in !! It swung open and smashed him in the head! So he was lieing on the floor knocked out with his trousers down!

Everyone ran to see what was happening and one of the girls rang the ambulance!

Will i still have my job tomorow?

2007-08-02 23:37:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

30 answers

OMG!!! :))))))))))) That's so funny! I can't stop laughing......:))))))))) Tell him that a gipsy woman told you that while stuck in the toilet, your boss will die because of indigestion and claustrophobia and you had to save him.......he will forgive you, don't worry....I hope you stole his gold watch........and a credit card.......

2007-08-03 02:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by - 4 · 1 0

Far out! I really hope you are joking cos if that's for real I would hate to be you right now. That horrible feeling you have in the pit of your stomach when you've done something bad or silly or both.
Seriously though, the best thing to do is be honest about what you thought was happening and what you were trying to do and hopefully he will see the funny side.
Good luck!
BTW - you might want to send your boss a get well present... - just a thought, it might help.

2007-08-02 23:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're one of the chosen few who have succeeded at what others only dream of doing. You knocked the crap out of your boss! Who cares about the consequences;)

2007-08-02 23:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry but I really doubt you'll be going back tomorrow if you'd thoughht about you should have got a picture at least it would be something to laugh about ;)

2007-08-02 23:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Debz Baby 3 · 0 0

and they took your profile for what
you sure are the funnest aint ya
now your boss dont deserve you any how so stick up the birdie and stick out ya tounge xxxxx

2007-08-03 00:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 0 0

No you will not. Now all you have is time to keep on posting fake stories on Yahoo! Answers

2007-08-02 23:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmm...i think you have to wait until tomorrow, just let me know if you still on the job or your fired!.

2007-08-02 23:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 0 0

If you don't keep your job you could always sell your story to a newspaper.

2007-08-02 23:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 3 0

oh dear!! lol
lets hope you'll still have this job later on and be able to laugh about it with ur other collegues.

xxx

2007-08-02 23:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1 0

No, look for another job

2007-08-02 23:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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