2007-08-02 23:31:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you would be a popular guy there. You might have a shot if you can avoid the staff, ice suppose. Watch out for that Bloody nurse Mary. She sits in the third Cubeicle on the left. Rumor has it that she's hiding a 5th of Jack Daniels.
2007-08-02 23:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What most people don't understand, is that there a plethora of employment opportunities at our fine Center.
We are always looking for a professional mixologist. And a discreet one too.
Our clientele demands nothing but the best when they "slip" or succumb to the very addictions we are try to help them with.
While I probably should not say this, but our bar and adjacent opium den and shooting gallery, are major revenue contributors to our financial stability.
Our feeling is that if someone is going "fall off the wagon", as it where, which we have every expectation they will, why not do it in upscale and trendy, not to mention profitable, environment?
Yes, you should apply. If you meet the job requirements, we offer an excellent salary, good tips can be expected, and you can shoot all the candid photos of our clientele to sell to various tabloids and news services (there is a 50 50 split on your proceeds).
Apply today!
2007-08-03 01:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your chances are about as good as if you all of a sudden woke up and said, "Omg.... I've been soooo wrong about Bush! He's my hero!"
(of course if you ever said this I'd have you committed to the Betty Ford Clinic)
2007-08-02 23:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
pretty low on the best question list there... I do hope you delete this question because of the insult you inflicted on the thousands & thousands of people who has been helped at the Fords Clinic
2016-05-17 06:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by janell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much a chance as Bush getting a third term as President
2007-08-02 23:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by audioworld 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THe same as Lindsay Lohan nabbing the "Say No to Crack" campaign role model.
2007-08-02 23:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much chance as the Pope becoming a Muslim.
2007-08-02 23:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by DAVE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about the same as michael jordan's chances of making it to the baseball hall of fame.
2007-08-02 23:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your chances are a s good as a snowball's chance in Hell!
2007-08-02 23:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can drink the bar dry i think they'd hire you!
2007-08-02 23:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by sienna of hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋