The Dog ate my Homework.
2007-08-02 22:54:28 · 79 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
homework??
err..what homework?
oh, THAT homework! .....
.....my goldfish ate it
xD
although, and this one's true, my friend actually DOES eat people's homework
strange but true
:)
2007-08-02 22:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Charli 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework
#10. Galileo didn't know calculus; what do I need it for?
#9. "A math addict stole my homework. When they arrested him,
they discovered Mr. Pleacher had been his teacher."
#8. I'm taking physics and the homework in there seemed to involve
math, so I thought I could just do that instead.
#7. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
#6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
#5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove
that it converged.
#4. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
I couldn't actually reach it.
(I reached half way, and then half of that, and then ...)
#3. I couldn't figure out whether
i am the square root of negative one or
i is the square root of negative one.
#2. It was Einstein's birthday and pi day
and we had this big celebration!
(This only works for March 14)
2007-08-02 23:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I never used excuses... I did my homework. On occasion though if I didn't do it... I would just tell the truth.
Humor: My Brother Ate It!
2007-08-03 01:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by MsCrtr 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh'mMm,' " My then friend's dog that lived about 8 & ``a`` 1/2 blocks away,' Dog used to come over!! grabbing me by the collar,slapping me around some !?! til I woke up!?! which was most of the time TOo late to re`do or finish it all !!
2007-08-10 02:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course the dog ate your homework! That's everybody's excuse. You need a new plan!
Me? Never gave one... you don't think they really beleive those excuses, do you?
2007-08-03 00:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I always just say I couldn't be bothered to do it. Works for me, except I only don't do my computer science homework and the teacher knows I'm good at that so maybe that helps...
2014-02-19 10:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by Arthur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I was kidnapped by a multi-billionaire who was my father's evilest nemesis, they almost killed me. Luckily, I jumped from the helicopter and just stayed floating in the middle of the south-China sea waiting to be rescued. When my father's own private police and army came and rescued me. I was brought to the my father's hospital. And because I stayed in the middle of a sea for such a long time I had to give up my backpack, with my homework in it to stir away from flesh-eating sharks. and so miss Tanisha that's my reason for not having homework."
2007-08-02 23:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Samantha 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Skinhead Charlie ate my homework.
2007-08-10 19:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dog actually eat half of my homework once. I took what remained of it and was allowed to fill in another worksheet for full credit.
2007-08-08 12:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by Slacker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It has to be worth handing in, right Miss? *yes gazpacho* Well, I am really not happy with it at the moment and it doesnt look like being completed to my usual standard until tomorrow ... that's all I could do in the circumstances what with global warming, the rising sea and my parents making every effort to reduce carbon gas emissions... and such. *Gazpacho bends down on hands and knees* Forgive me miss, I have let you down and I have let myself down.
2007-08-10 03:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-10 01:20:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋