2007-08-02 22:51:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ahh, an improved better version of humans
Man to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
Man to God: "But why did you make her so dumb?"
God to Man: "So that she would love you."
2007-08-02 23:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by espresso 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
'Now I have made you, man shall know who is boss'
bless God, he knew when he created a good thing.
2007-08-03 03:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He danced around a little and said "Heck yeah! The first time was just practice....I finally got it right!"
2007-08-02 22:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wooooooooo MAN! (Woof Whistle!) I'm good!
2007-08-03 08:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by :-( Red Robin - The Doormat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see I have made a mistake, The next batch need a bigger pair of them
2007-08-02 22:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Adam's been sorta down lately...this should get a rise out of him!
2007-08-03 08:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I stuffed up first time 'round, but now I can rest - you can't improve on perfection ;-)
2007-08-02 23:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lula Belle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh oh...
Here comes trouble!
2007-08-02 23:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Behold, I saved the best for last...
2007-08-03 04:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see how long it takes you to argue.
2007-08-03 00:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋