Do you know any interesting laws?

Question

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Know any other?

Answer 1

Interesting..and how about

1) The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under repair.

2) The two physical bodies cannot occupy the same place at the same time.

3) Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to the cost of the hairdo.

4) If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear.

5) If you want it but you don't and you can't understand it but you do, it must be love.

6) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

Answer 2

law of Impossibility - an ant crawling up an elephants a.s.s with the intention of having sex...
law of possibility - same ant crawling down with a smile...

Answer 3

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Answer 4

Law of marriage - If you want bliss, the woman is always right.

Answer 5

LOL funny funny stuff!