What the hell? I was banking on a baby brother. What's with all this birds-and-the-brees crap anyway. Since when does a bird get it on with a bee?
2007-08-02 18:55:41 · 12 answers · asked by imperialism 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
well if you are expecting a baby in america, well you can dream on the baby's are too fat and hurt the stork to carry, and they fly all weird. this was found as a insurance liability.
2007-08-02 19:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by jessimaka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stork stopped handing out babies three minutes after Santa and The Tooth Fairy were revealed as Mother and Father. I enjoy American commercial fables, but yes, they disappoint beyond belief when the truth deconstructs the myth.
2007-08-03 02:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by God_Lives_Underwater 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the stork doesnt have a screening process anymore, anyone with a vagina and old enough to bleed is allowed to have one. I think there should be a test you have to take to see if you have enough common sense to have a child. So the answer to when the stork stopped handing out babies.....he didnt, he is giving them away to anyone!
2007-08-03 02:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by totallywirednyc 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, mankind has hunted the Stork onto the endangered species list. That's why there's so many abortions.
2007-08-03 02:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Beardog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Storks became endangered shortly after the introduction of those thirty day Stork poison pill packs.
And Dude, that's the birds AND the bees,
Not the birds ON the bees.
DUH.
2007-08-03 02:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The babies are now found on the Lilly pads, brought there by blind cows. If you don't believe it ask my 48 year old daughter because her mother has eyes in the back of her head. Her mother knows all and SEE"S all!
I sincerely hope this with resolve any further inquiries on the subject.
2007-08-03 02:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ran out of Vlassic pickles
2007-08-03 01:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the stork was flying over one day while the Vice pres. was hunting.........
2007-08-03 01:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well it must have been millions of years ago because the stork is extincent!
2007-08-03 02:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Giggle Bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story must be only for kids not for audlts since we no where babies come from
2007-08-03 01:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by toosweetforu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋