how to stop my neighbour from stealing my mom's 'limau'?

Question

in my kampung, my mother have this pokok limau outside the house and it also have some delicious fruits...
but the problem is, my neighbour who pretend to be a good neighbour steal(take the limau without permission) whenever nobody inside our house....
how can we stop him?

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any answers will be acceptable and get 1 thumbs up.....

butterfly, you dont pening kah if i keep posting about kuda laut, ikan buntal and PTI? hahahahahaha.....

yaya, what thing is that? a kind of a gun?

Soo V, my other neighbour tell that he is the one who 'take my limau'

miss5mile= ogumu kopio dia dot tusin pomoli cctv? mambayar po dot karen nga matai-patai poh....hmmm.....

no money=thats it... hahaha... thank you...thank you...
butterfly=mmmmmmmmmm

Answer 1

You better put the pokok limau inside the house when nobody around and put it back when you come back..Or you can also "jampi-jampi@sindaat@mananduk" and get this really "osunduh" guy like midin to help you with the 'jampi"..

Answer 2

If you have enough budget, put cctvs around your house. This is not to see who actually is the thief but to record the stealing act. He will be very embarrass. Not a good thing to embarrass people but it's necessary sometimes to teach them a lesson.
2nd, go see him face to face and ask him to stop stealing your limaus. Asking permission is not hard to do.
3rd, keep a fierce dog under the limau tree at all time.
4th, Get rid of the limau la better... together la we padan muka.. sama2 no limau...

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i said if got enough budget la.. if no, use the fierce dog la.. put some keramat also there..
aa noh sansagan..

Answer 3

1st. how do you know it's them who did it? Since nobody's inside your house to watchguard?
Can be some kids or others/even animals like tupai & etc.

2nd. usually in my kg. if anyone really cannot stand, we will tell tht person, if they did take any of the fruits & hint why don't they grow their own. If it grows on public property, they think it's a public property; thn invite them to water, baja & etc tend to it as well. My dad even rant jokingly sometimes whn those ppl passed by whn he's tending/growing new trees - sebiji 50sen! sepokok sebiji kepala hang!

Answer 4

In all of the states in the United states if a tree of any kind is protruding over the property line all of the fruit over the line belongs to the other property owner. If a branch sticks over the line it is up to the neighbor to trim the tree over their property, we might not like it but that is the way that it is.

Answer 5

first of all, put up a sign telling them not to steal your precious source of vitamin C limau. Put up in many languages as u can coz u never knew who had been stealing them.

secondly, fence up your property.

if problem still persists, get a vicious rotweiller or a fierce looking bulldog. cheaper version, get a pack of wild dogs to guard the tree. if u feed them, they will serve u well.

Answer 6

Harvest the limaus when they are ripe, before your neighbour come.

Or you can put a wire net around the tree and put some chicken inside like you are using the space for chicken rearing.

Answer 7

Get a fierce-looking dog & tie him near to the orange tree. Make sure though, that the chain is long enough for him to roam about.

Answer 8

1. pay PTI to protect ur limau tree
2. injet poison to all of ur limau and when ur neighbour steal n eat, he dies, then u don have to worry anymore.
3. when the boring PTI guard steals ur limau, he dies too, u can take it as a revenge to ur most hatred PTIs and another goo thing is u don have to pay for his gaji since he's dead.

LOL

Answer 9

ask ur kuda laut & retarded ikan buntal to jaga ur limau .

edit: sapa jga suru ko pakai cctv..

Answer 10

Really delicious, ah?

Err..where's your kampung, ha..?? When does Auntie usually go out, aa..??

Edit: Wah, you're looking very handsome today..!!