Survey: Do you like the Man Rules?

Question

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

LOL don't take it personally...lol
I just thought it was funny.

Answer 1

Yes, I love the man rules, that's the way it should be

Answer 2

I actually think I agree with all of this with the exception of the toilet.

Well done and Well thought out. My man will be applauding you tomorrow when I show him this.

Answer 3

women folk could finally end up killing eachother so finally the adult males might kill themselves cos there are not any women folk left - and that they virtually stay for intercourse. the only human beings left on the earth could be gay adult males and whilst they died - that'd be the tip of the hman race.

Answer 4

I'm OK with most of them except the toilet seat one guys can put it down too its not our responsibility.

Answer 5

I don't think I like this question.

No really, only 3/4 of them apply to me. Now let me find the woman's rules!!!!!!

Answer 6

1. Why is everything # 1 ???
We already know these rules, but we'll never surrender (i.e. without a good fight... That's "The Woman Rules" 1.)

Answer 7

Genius, pure Genius!

Answer 8

lolz funii and sooooo true haha

thnx for all this

o yea YOU made my DAY!!!!

thnxxx


&&' yea cant say ii hate those rules...cant say ii luv them

we just gotta deal with them!!!

Answer 9

Ok whateva

Answer 10

This is hilarious! Go ahead make my day!