This may sound strange but how do I keep my anus smelling fresh?

Question

I am paranoid with my new girlfriend that my bum will be bad smelling. so any tips other than taking a shower every hour?

Answer 1

Empty your booty in the morning, every morning, before showering. While in the shower, use wash cloth & soap.
Avoid foods w/ garlic, it makes you flatulent. And it's like onions on the other end, too.

Reduce your food intake a little, gradually (perhaps), so that you are more likely to only move your bowels in the morning, so that you won't be forced to make do 'merely' with paper during the day when showering again or using a washcloth is not possible or impractical.

Oh, and be sure to use a LOT of soap on that wash cloth & rinse it thoroughly under the showerhead when finished. Unless you have enough cloths to use a clean one every day.

(Someone reading this might think that I have something against toilet paper. My only complaint about it is that it isn't as thorough as a wash cloth. It is miles ahead of corn cobs & Sears catalogs...)

Answer 2

Just wipe it well with a toilet paper after going the bathroom. This is also to avoid skid mark on your underwear. If you have a bidet, after wiping you can then wash your anus with soap and water. I think bidet are more used in European countries. Change your underwear everyday and use cotton fabric so your skin can breath easily. NEVER apply perfume or any alcoholic liquid (even wet wipes) around your anus as it might sting and have a burning feeling. You can probably use those wet wipes as long as it does not have alcohol contents.

Off course before sex you can hit the shower and clean your behind. You can do enema but I think this is going over board. It is more advised if you are going to engage in anal sex. It cleans the rectum of any feces making it cleaner.

Answer 3

you should follow these activities
1. Empty the poo bank every morning (whether u have or not, go to the toilet after drinking a hot cup of milk of water)
2. Reduc the amount of food in ur daily menu that creates gas in ur stomach
3. Wash ur genital area regularly
4. Use moisturiser or oil there, cause when u wash them, it becomes dry, so the skin gets crunched and when perspitaio occurs, the situation collapse, so it need some moisturizer like baby lotion or oil (johnshon baby oil will be good, cause it smells good)

Answer 4

The best way to keep you butt fresh is to adjust your poop schedule so that you do it right before you take a shower. The smell comes from the poo bacteria, and if you're clean then you won't be smelly. But if you can't make that adjustment, you'll have to wash your butt after each poop. Baby wipes might do the job.

Answer 5

Well aside from the obvious, keep it dry! Try applying baby powder after a shower. It absorbs moisture so you won't sweat as much and the scent keeps it fresh.

Ha, and you'd never get diaper rash would you? But in all seriousness this does work.

Answer 6

Use some strong smelling soap in that area and also I know they have those odor emiminating body spray/refreshers so perhaps you use use some in that idea...just make sure not to get any in your anus cause im sure it could cause some skin irritation.

Answer 7

+1 on the moist towlette but you will never prevent the pheromone loaded 'sweat'. This is probably the smell to which you are referring

Answer 8

Well, if you shower and have a clean change of clothes everyday there should be no problem. Keep body spray handy and your bum to yourself.

Answer 9

I'm not sure what a fresh one would smell like.

Answer 10

Buy a Toto brand toilet and be amazed by all the push buttons to keep yourself cleaned and amused.