REPORTER sa Police: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo?? (Reporter to Police: You do not have evidence, no witness, no suspect
Police: DNA na... (Then it's DNA)
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ??? (What is DNA?)
Police: "Di Namin Alam " (DNA=Di Namin Alam, or 'we do not know")
Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya (Me and my wife fought. She went historical)
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical (You mean, she went hysterical?)
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng
kasalanan ko mula noong una pa kami nagkilala!" (No, "historical" because she dug up all of the sins I committed from the time we met)
2007-08-02 15:19:04 · 11 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
Thank you very much. My share below.
How does a Filipino use each of these words in a sentence:
TENACIOUS: When I play esports (sports) I always hab (have) to wear my tenacious (tennis shoes)
CHICKEN NUT BREAD: Tito (Uncle) Boy, remoob da (remove the) pillow prom (from) her pace (face) becows (because) chi-kennut-bread. (she cannot breath)
DESPISE: Hey, are you da juan (the one) dat (that) bake all despise?
PERSUADING: Later dis (this) year, Chris and Rachel Martin will be celebrating dare persuading annibersary. (anniversary)
DEPOSIT: Bepore (before) I eat, I hab (have) to wash my hands in deposit.
P---S: Bepore (before) dessert you must p---s your ulam (dish) first.
2007-08-02 19:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Appreciate the uppers, Bopol. Thanx.
2007-08-03 00:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by luosechi 駱士基 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we all need to lighten up. Thanks.
sirrah: ba't ang corny mo? "Why are you corny?"
bopols: 'senya na medyo antok kasi me "Excuse please coz I'm sleepy"
sirrah: 'k...wanna try again?
bopols: no more na lng...ubos na ang jokes me "I better not...I don't have any more jokes."
sirrah: Thank God!
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added: just kidding, po
2007-08-02 22:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by tin2 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, Bopols. Nice name too btw.
2007-08-03 01:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by sweetwater 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay time to sleep....
Bukas ulit.
wink-wink
2007-08-02 22:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pinoy ka talaga!
2007-08-03 01:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by junior 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-05 12:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by ces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one sirrah, LOL, i smiled :)
2007-08-03 00:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by siopaO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Thanks for the laughter, bopols. ^_^
2007-08-02 22:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by ScarletRaven 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Bopol these are good.
2007-08-02 22:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by PC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋