I hope it's not a Jehovah's Witness!
2007-08-02 12:28:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just get it, it's me!!!! Knock Knock....how come the doorbell doesn't work?
2007-08-02 12:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by jpnkc74 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A common misconception is that Jehovah's Witnesses go from door-to-door because they feel it is their duty to "recruit" a householder, or get him to "convert". In fact, Jehovah's Witnesses would go from door-to-door even if there were no hope that anyone would change their religion, or even if no one would listen to them!
That is because Jesus Christ specifically assigned the house-to-house ministry to the Christian congregation, with no regard for specific results.
(Luke 10:1,2) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. 2 Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest.
Jehovah's Witnesses are trained to direct attention to the bible, and move on when their message is unwanted. Since each congregation in the United States tries to call at every home in its territory at least twice each year, there is strong motivation for them to move on where little interest is shown. Also, the Scriptures help the Witnesses to expect little interest from most:
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching ...and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-08-03 06:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'll only get the door for a woman if were on a date.
2007-08-02 20:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most certainly will, it wasn't them just the rest of your bunny friends and I told them to come back later because you were busy, anything else you need while I'm standing.
2007-08-02 19:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by J1 M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit being lazy and get your butt of the computer and answer the door.
2007-08-02 19:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Bossman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you know? It's actually much worse: my mother -in- law
2007-08-02 19:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No ***** move your ***!
Thats why I married you!
2007-08-02 19:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i just as scared as you are.
2007-08-02 19:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way, it could be my brother...
you get it!
2007-08-02 19:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by becky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be glad to.
2007-08-02 19:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋