Sausage Maker: Not enough money to make both ends meat.
Taxidermist: Can't afford enough food to even stuff himself.
Physician: Is starting to really hate apples.
Psychaitrist: Talks to himself for 50 minutes twice a week.
Funeral Director: Business is the only thing that's dying.
Got any more, folks?
I put this in small business because nobody on the Jokes and Riddles page has a sense of humor. Make me proud, people!
2007-08-02 10:28:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Small Business
Great answer, Tyler. Too bad it ain't whay I asked.
2007-08-02 10:58:15 · update #1
Sick, hilarious and true, penfold.
2007-08-02 11:18:03 · update #2
Prostitutes in Leper colonies have seen a drop off
2007-08-02 11:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jokes&Riddles the place you don't want to die in.
here are some other places you don't want to die:
1 Your parents' garage, whipping up your first batch of meth
2 Hour two of Babel
3 Six exits after picking up that drifter with the colorful past
4 On the beach in East Hampton, playing "Baby, I Love Your Way" on the steel drums at your best friend's wedding
5 Eight cars back at the Hardee's drive-through
6 On some asshole's new sailboat
7 Moments after completing the last sentence of your hilarious "prank" suicide note
8 The VIP box at an outlaw truck-and-tractor pull
9 Back of the Hallmark Store, clutching a Precious Moments figurine
10 Elbows on the rail of a riverboat casino, pondering your future
11 A vibrating massage chair at the Sharper Image
12 In a puddle of urine, not your own
13 Outback Steakhouse, holding the "I Can't Believe I Just Ate 25 Racks of Ribs, Mate!" trophy
14 In the mud pit at the Renaissance Fair
15 . Inside a Winnebago, Wal-Mart parking lot, Frederick, Maryland
16 Next to a giant boulder just after amputating your left arm, much closer to civilization than you thought
17 In your attic, crushed under the weight of your vintage erotica collection
18 On the toilet, reading this list
2007-08-02 17:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Waste Manager - business is picking up
Funeral Director - folks are dieing to give you their business
Lawnmowing contractors - Cuts everywhere
Septic System Installers - it's all a bunch of crap
LOL
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-02 21:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ceiling scrapper at a strip mall.
The original job was At the Zanzibar (Home town strip club)
The name has been changed to protect the Innocent
2007-08-02 22:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
US Military: Can afford foreign wars, but not New Orlenes
2007-08-02 22:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
20th Century Fox distribution... Where every job is a hand job.
2007-08-02 18:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋