WHere to apply for Pope???

Answer 1

I think they don't have any vacancies right now. How about applying for Peop they haven't got one of those. It's high time we had a woman Peop. I think if you just sort of pray and say something like , Dear Lord please consider my application for the position of Peop Amen. then if you don't hear any objections/bolts of lightening then I reckon you've got the job.
arise Peop Gravity.
what an unremarkable load of old waffle.

Answer 2

A Papal Conclave works like this:

+ A pope dies and is buried

+ The cardinals come to Rome for the conclave that will elect the new pope. The word conclave (Latin, *** + clavis, literally, "locked with the key") designates:
. • The place in a locked section of the Vatican where the cardinals elect a new pope.
. • The actual gathering of the cardinals.

+ The conclave begins 15 to 20 days after the pope's death.

+ The cardinals pray for the guidance of the Holy Spirit during a Mass

+ The cardinals, sealed in the Sistine Chapel, vote every morning and afternoon.

+ A two-thirds majority plus one is required for election for the first 30 ballots. After that, a simple majority is required.

+ After each vote, they burn the ballots and add special chemicals to make the smoke white or black.
. • Black smoke means no new pope yet.
. • White smoke announces the election of a new pope.

+ The cardinals may elect any baptized male they wish. There have been occasions in the past where they have elected a layman. After their election, the layman has to be ordained priest and bishop.

+ They ask the one elected if he accepts. The moment he accepts, he is pope.

+ The pope chooses his “Papal” name.

+ Then the new pope is announced to the world.

For more information, see:
http://www.americancatholic.org/features/johnpaulii/transition/PapalConclaveCU.asp
http://www.americancatholic.org/Features/JohnPaulII/transition/CNS.asp

With love in Christ.

Answer 3

Since you're a friendly sort who wants to make the earth a better place .... applications for Pope can only be picked up in person, by the applicant, between 10:13 AM to 10:15 AM on the 56th floor of the Biblical Tower, only on Feb 30th ...and the doors open at 10:14 AM ...and oh yeah the elevator is broken ...all the time

Answer 4

The MINIONS™ of the Church of the Bipolar Opposition for Advancement of Aquatic Rodents are looking for someone just like you, to lead them as their Aholy Pope(ess) in their constant struggle for the domination of mediocrity. Please apply with Messiah 1st Class (in training) X.P Penfold™ .

Answer 5

You have to first have a plastered look hiding behind a mask to even be considered.

Answer 6

Try the job centre.

Answer 7

try looking in some shop windows in Italy.

Answer 8

Vatican City

Answer 9

Idiotville. Oh wait, that's your hometown isn't it?

Answer 10

Yes listen to Ultrastooge 3M™ ........... bring out your dead, bring out your dead.