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i was at albertson's...u know the grocery place.....and i was at the cashier, ready to pay for the groceries...when i felt that i had to fart....but the problem was, that this wasn't just a regular fart....it was one of those really "stink bomb" type farts...lol...(i am cracking up just telling u about it) anyways...so i really had to fart....so i did it silently.....nobody heard it....next thing u know...the place smells like a stink bomb.....i was sooo embrassed...i wanted to apologize to the cashier and the customer behind me....but i didn't cause i was too embrassed.....lol

i don't think i'll be able to go back to that Albertson's. lol...soo embrassed....


u could tell that the cashier and the customer behind me in line wanted to throw up...i feel so hysterical and embrassed at the same time...lol

2007-08-02 08:14:58 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

OMG!!! LALA1....THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM SAID...SHE WAS THERE WITH ME! LOL.

2007-08-02 08:20:20 · update #1

PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD HAVE HELD IT IN....UM HECK NO BECAUSE THE FART WAS REALLY REALLY STRONG AND IT HURTED MY TUMMY! LOL

2007-08-02 08:22:07 · update #2

61 answers

Haaaa, That is funny.
When there is a gas leak, the fumes let you know.
Don't feel bad, it had to happen.

I've hear it's not bad manners, It was just from good food.

2007-08-02 09:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by atlanta_girl38 4 · 0 0

It's the silent ones that are the most violent. You can go back to that Albertson's as long as you don't go through the same cashier...

2007-08-02 08:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 0 0

lol I had that happen to me (I am cracking up thinking about it).
I was in church one time (Ok more then one time) I really had to fart Lol so I tried to let let it slip real gentle like ROTFL so I start to let it go LMAO and all of a sudden I lost control of it. We were at the part of mass were it is really quite tee hee and it sounded like a jet taking off. I couldn't stop it and then the worst thing that could happen happend Lol i sh!t my pants and everybody was looking at me and pointing and laughing ROTFL. I was called Mr. poopy pants for years.

2007-08-03 01:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Silly Billy part 2 3 · 0 0

LOL!!

We went out to dinner last night and my dad farted really loud in the parking lot and some man a few spaces down heard it. He kept looking at us...it was embarressing and funny at the same time.

2007-08-02 08:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have the same problem there..its to embarrasing just to apolgize to the cashier for what u have done and the person is right behind u too

2007-08-02 08:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by I love my angels 6 · 0 0

Haha! I did that at the Chinese Buffet not too long ago. Its funny seeing the people just scatter away from the area I was at... LOL

2007-08-02 08:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by *Droogie* 5 · 2 0

lol thats funny i hate those farts i get them allllllllll the time but i just let them out like u did i cant hold them in it hurts to bad and u did make my day hahahhahahhahahahhaha

2007-08-02 08:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0 0

lmao...OK my co-worker thinks I'm crazy now for laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. I did that at a restaurant once and the fam sitting behind us thought it was their baby's diaper and went to change it.

2007-08-02 08:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol. u could always send an anonymous sorry card 2 the cashier. LOL!!!

2007-08-02 08:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0 0

My mom does that alot one time we were in the grocery store and she cut a realy loud nasty stinky one she thought that i was still behind her the second time she cut one but i was looking at something else and she turned around and said how did that grab you ?she thought it was me behind her but it was a man and he said it stinks how does that grab you i like to have died funny funny............................

2007-08-02 08:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by preistess 3 · 0 0

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