i was at albertson's...u know the grocery place.....and i was at the cashier, ready to pay for the groceries...when i felt that i had to fart....but the problem was, that this wasn't just a regular fart....it was one of those really "stink bomb" type farts...lol...(i am cracking up just telling u about it) anyways...so i really had to fart....so i did it silently.....nobody heard it....next thing u know...the place smells like a stink bomb.....i was sooo embrassed...i wanted to apologize to the cashier and the customer behind me....but i didn't cause i was too embrassed.....lol
i don't think i'll be able to go back to that Albertson's. lol...soo embrassed....
u could tell that the cashier and the customer behind me in line wanted to throw up...i feel so hysterical and embrassed at the same time...lol
2007-08-02 08:04:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should have blamed it on someone else.....my son did that when he was 4. He blamed it on me.
2007-08-02 08:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by crazy2all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have done that before! Actually it was a few weeks ago!
I was in the line too. i was between the cashier and the packer, and i had a silent but deadly i tried to step away a little, but it was so smelly that it lingered around. i know that the bagger and the cashier got a whiff! I could tell they were looking at each other strangely. I was keeping it in. When I got out to the car, i did another and choked my hubby out too! Lmao!!
2007-08-02 15:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by izzitonme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband does that to me in the grocery store and then walks away...The next thing I know, it stinks so bad I want to throw up and everyone is like looking at me....I could just kill him when he does that.....Now when he walks away, I walk with him cause I know whats coming.......
2007-08-02 15:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by missy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
Excuse me XD i have to laugh like hell while i read your story!
I love Yahoo! Answer!
But anyway, just go to another groceries store nextime, and try not to fart again, and you will make me LMAO!!
But i understood!
i had similar problem, when i was in middleschool XD
2007-08-02 15:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what my mom does is she does it in public and then just walks away. when people start looking at me funny and then i smell something, i know why my mom is halfway across the store. she likes to make it look like i did it.
2007-08-02 15:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by Randomnocity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. For that, you deserve a star.
2007-08-02 15:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was you....you animal. You might want to go to the hospital and have them remove the gopher that crawled up your crack and died.
2007-08-02 15:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Runedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if yer gonna make everyone sick from the smell, the least you coulda done was give them the sound, just to be nice.
2007-08-02 15:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Back and use different Checker
2007-08-02 15:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by George P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been worse! What if it were a wet fart!
2007-08-02 15:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋